''Hysterical History'' is a 1953 American animated short film directed by

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, in the ''

Kartunes ''Kartunes'' is a series of 12 theatrical shorts subjects released from 1951 to 1953. The series was produced by Famous Studios for Paramount Pictures. It succeeded the ''Screen Songs'' series because Paramount Pictures lost the rights to the se ...

'' series.

Plot summary

The incomplete story of the

history of the United States The history of the lands that became the United States began with the arrival of Settlement of the Americas, the first people in the Americas around 15,000 BC. Native American cultures in the United States, Numerous indigenous cultures formed ...

is told through several historical anecdotes, loaded with

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s. The cartoon starts when

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discovers America, arrives at the new land, and is immediately greeted by native Americans recording a

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for

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and interviewing Columbus. The Pilgrim story of ''

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'' follows; when

John Alden John Alden (c. 1598 - September 12, 1687) was a crew member on the historic 1620 voyage of the ''Mayflower'' which brought the English settlers commonly known as Pilgrims to Plymouth Colony in present-day Massachusetts, US. He was hired in Sou ...

delivers

Myles Standish Myles Standish (c. 1584 – October 3, 1656) was an English military officer and colonizer. He was hired as military adviser for Plymouth Colony in present-day Massachusetts, United States by the Pilgrims. Standish accompanied the Pilgrims on ...

's proposal to

Priscilla Mullins Priscilla Alden (, ) was a noted member of Massachusetts's Plymouth Colony of Pilgrims and the wife of fellow colonist John Alden (1687). They married in 1621 in Plymouth. Biography Priscilla was most likely born in Dorking in Surrey, the dau ...

, she counters why Alden didn't propose on his own behalf; Alden explains that he is more interested in

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. Then the tale of John Smith and

Pocahontas Pocahontas (, ; born Amonute, known as Matoaka, 1596 – March 1617) was a Native American woman, belonging to the Powhatan people, notable for her association with the colonial settlement at Jamestown, Virginia. She was the daughter of ...

is told; as Smith is being burned at the stake, Pocahontas begs

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to spare Smith's life, but when Pocahontas is revealed to be morbidly obese, Smith panics and puts himself back onto the stake.

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is then portrayed with a peg leg that, when he is attacked by natives with bows and arrows, returns fire like a

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. Through the efforts of these early pioneers, the

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is transformed into the thirteen original states (though

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is initially squeezed out before forcing itself back into place). Benjamin Franklin's kite experiment is depicted. The experiment initially fails, before Franklin uses the key to re-enter his house and is immediately struck by lightning. The cartoon skips forward to the

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; upon

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's discovery of gold, the

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arrives in a helicopter to seize the nugget. Finally,

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is seen building the first

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, but upon using it, learns his new device is a

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when the operator asks for fifty cents. The cartoon closes with the

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, who comes to life and instructs the audience to

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to "

The Yankee Doodle Boy "The Yankee Doodle Boy", also well known as "(I'm a) Yankee Doodle Dandy" is a patriotic song from the Broadway musical ''Little Johnny Jones'' written by George M. Cohan. The play opened at the Liberty Theater on November 7, 1904. The play conce ...

." Fireworks, which transform into the Paramount logo in the uncut version, close out the cartoon.

Cast

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as Narrator / Native-American Reporter /

Jack Mercer Winfield B. Mercer (January 31, 1910 – December 7, 1984), professionally known as Jack Mercer, was a prolific American voice actor, animator and TV screenwriter. He is best known as the voice of cartoon characters Popeye the Sailor Man and ...

/ Native-American Reporter / Native-American Chief /

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Mae Questel Mae Questel (born Mae Kwestel, September 13, 1908 – January 4, 1998) was an American actress. She was best known for providing the voices for the animated characters Betty Boop (from 1931) and Olive Oyl (from 1933). She began in vaudeville, ...

as Priscilla /

/ Phone Operator

Soundtrack

*" Yankee Doodle Boy"

References

External links

* * 1953 animated films 1953 short films American animated short films 1950s English-language films Films directed by Isadore Sparber 1950s American animated films Paramount Pictures short films Films based on songs Cultural depictions of Christopher Columbus Cultural depictions of Benjamin Franklin Animation based on real people {{short-animation-film-stub