"Hot for Teacher" is a song by the American

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, taken from their sixth studio album, ''

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''. The song was written by band members

Eddie Van Halen Edward Lodewijk Van Halen ( , ; January 26, 1955 – October 6, 2020) was an American musician and songwriter. He was the guitarist, keyboardist, backing vocalist, and primary songwriter of the rock band Van Halen, which he co-founded along ...

Alex Van Halen Alexander Arthur Van Halen (; born May 8, 1953) is an American musician, best known as the drummer and co-founder of the Rock music, rock band Van Halen. The band was formed in 1972 by Alex Van Halen, his younger brother Eddie Van Halen, Eddie, ...

, Michael Anthony and

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, and produced by

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. It was released as the fourth and final single from the album in October 1984, and was the final single released during the band's 1974–1985 era. The song features

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performance, and its

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, featuring the band as both adults and young students. Unusually for a single, it begins with a 30-second

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, followed by another 30 seconds of instrumental introduction. The ending of this song comes from a studio demo from the band's club days, entitled "Voodoo Queen".

Musical style

The song is a mixture of

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, heavy metal,

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, and

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Music video

The music video (directed by

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and

, and produced by Jerry Kramer and Glenn Goodwin, choreographed by

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with concept/treatment by Anthony Nasch) was filmed at John Marshall High School, with

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performing the voice of Waldo, the video's protagonist. Waldo, an awkward boy with large glasses and a bow tie, is put on the school bus by his over-protective mother. He is terrified by the unruly kids on the bus; the driver played by Roth, tells him "si'down, Waldo!" as the opening drums begin. Along with Waldo, the "kid versions" of Van Halen face the trials and tribulations of grade school. Two models appear as teachers in the video, Donna Rupert (1981

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pageant runner up), who plays the chemistry teacher, and

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, who plays the Phys Ed teacher. Both teachers tear off their dresses to reveal a bikini, to the cheers of the students. At the end of the video, the kids are shown to have grown up to become a

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(

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wrestler ( Michael Anthony), a

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patient (

), and a game show host (Roth). While it is said that no one was sure what Waldo grew up to be, the video hints at him becoming a

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, the total opposite of his child self. This is intercut with scenes with the band members dressed in red suits and dancing to the song under a disco ball. An initial controversy arose when the video showed all the band members performing a quick crotch-grab during the "...''so'' bad..." part of the chorus; at first, the 1980s

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late-night show ''

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'' added black-box censor bars to the crotch-grabs but eventually relented and removed the black-box from their video.

Reception

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'' said that the song "shows an Halenat their absolute zenith," saying that "multi-watt voltage surges through this speeding hard rock anthem, with Eddie Van Halen again proving why ''he'' is the best." In 2009 it was named the 36th best hard rock song of all time by VH1. Chuck Klosterman of Vulture.com ranked it the sixth-best Van Halen song, calling it "the encapsulation of almost everything Van Halen is known for, all within the space of five minutes: Athletic drumming, an extended guitar introduction that transitions into a thick principal riff, vocals that are spoken more than sung, two interlocked solos, and lyrics that are technically demeaning but somehow come across as non-toxic and guileless."

Personnel

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–

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and

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–

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* Michael Anthony –

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, backing vocals

Charts

References

External links

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