''Honest'' is a

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released in 2000. The film was the directorial debut of ex-

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member Dave Stewart and starred

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and three members of the British/Canadian

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All Saints: Melanie Blatt and sisters

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and

Natalie Appleton Natalie Jane Appleton Howlett (born 14 May 1973) is a Canadian singer. She is a member of the British girl group All Saints and the duo Appleton with her younger sister Nicole Appleton. Appleton joined All Saints in 1996, becoming the fourth ...

. ''Honest'' has been called one of the worst films of all time.

Plot

The plot follows the antics of three gun-toting, streetwise, saucy sisters in

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in the late 1960s. The film is most notable for the topless scenes by the Appleton sisters. Blatt and the Appletons also contributed to three songs on the film's soundtrack.

Reception

''Honest'' received unfavourable reviews with one critic remarking, "It is the worst kind of rubbish, the kind that makes you angry you have wasted 105 minutes of your life." Peter Bradshaw noted ''Honest'' "subscribes to the usual credulous fictions about the charm, glamour and wit of violent criminals, and leaves out these qualities in spades" and added "However silly and implausible, it would be all right if there was the slightest hint of brio or fun in the script, written by comedy giants Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais. But there isn't". The Scottish '' Daily Record'' went so far as to state that "This turgid tale of Sixties London isn't just bad - it's quite probably the worst film ever""Honest, it's the worst movie ever; All Saints' film debut is holy awful, say critics." ''The Daily Record'', 26 May 2000 and added "And ''Honest'' is being tipped for a slot in Hollywood's hall of shame, ranked alongside duffs like '' Waterworld'' and ''

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''". However, the

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gave it 4 stars and called it a " cult classic" à la '' Amazon Women on the Moon''. The film was screened out of competition at the

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. The low budget (£3 million) film flopped in its opening week in the UK, earning only £111,309 on 220 screens. British film historian I.Q. Hunter, discussing the issue of "What is the worst British film ever made?", listed ''Honest'' as one of the candidates for that title.I. Q Hunter, "From Window Cleaner to Potato Man" in ''British Comedy Cinema'', edited by I.Q. Hunter and Laraine Porter. Routledge, 2012. . (p. 154)

Cast

* Nicole Appleton - Gerry Chase *

- Mandy Chase * Melanie Blatt - Jo Chase * Derek Deadman - Night Watchman *

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- Market Trader *

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- Stills Photographer *

Naima Belkhiati The Honeyz are a British R&B girl group, composed of members Celena Cherry and Mariama Goodman. The group had five UK top 10 hits between 1998 and 2000, with "Finally Found" (1998), " End of the Line" (1998), " Love of a Lifetime" (1999), "Nev ...

- Body Painted Girl *

- Daniel Wheaton * Rick Warden - Baz *

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- Andrew Pryce-Stevens * Willie Ross - Woodbine * Annette Badland - Rose * Corin Redgrave - Duggie Ord *

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- Cedric

References

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