Track listing
Disc 1 – Stand-Up
All content on Disc 1 written by Rodney Carrington. # "Country Bar - Mechanical Sheep" – 1:20 # "Going to Heaven Drunk" – 1:17 # "Good Woman - 'Lucky'" – :53 # "Wife at Garage Sales" – :50 # "Growing Up Poor - Toughskin Jeans" – 1:26 # "Deer Hunting - Snake Hunting" – 1:46 # "Walmart" – 2:23 # "Booby Trap" – 1:35 # "Baptist Revival" – 1:49 # "People Piss Ya Off" – 1:23 # "Rodney Scared" – 1:22 # "The Weenie Story" – 3:24 # "Chucky Cheese" – 1:26 # "Japanese Restaurants" – 3:15 # "Vacation" – 2:44 # "Hypochondriac" – 6:46 # "Tips on Marriage" – 3:33 # "Helicopter" – 2:13Disc 2 – Music
All content on Disc 2 written by Rodney Carrington except where noted. # "All the Reasons" (Rodney Carrington, Barry Martin) – 2:52 # "Don't Look Now" – 1:48 # "That Awful Day" – 1:54 # "Carlos, Man of Love" (Carrington, Bob Hoban) – 1:41 # "It's Too Late" (Carrington, Mark Gross) – 3:43 # "The Night the Bar Closed Down" (Carrington, Gross) – 2:46 # "Letter To My Penis" (Jazz version) – 2:28 # "Titties and Beer" – 1:16 # "In Her Day" – 1:13 # "Gay Factory Worker" – 1:00 # "A Dozen Roses" – 3:27 # "Carlos" – 4:59 # "Morning Wood" – 1:56 # "More of a Man" (Carrington, Hoban, Tim Northern) – 2:40 # "Pickup Truck" (Carrington, Gross) – 1:11 # "Carlos" – :55 # "Grandpa" – :57 # "Sing You Bastards/Burning Sensation" – 2:05 # "Little Things" – 1:21 # "Dancing With a Man" – 2:43 # "Fred" – 2:02 # "Letter To My Penis" (Country version) – 2:01 # "Put Your Clothes Back On" (Carrington, Martin) – 1:59 # "Things We Didn't Know" – 4:25Charts
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References
{{DEFAULTSORT:Greatest Hits (Rodney Carrington Album) Rodney Carrington albums 2004 greatest hits albums Capitol Records compilation albums