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show originally aired on
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from 1996 to 1998 and later televised on
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from 1998 to 2001. The ensemble cast were four
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actors,
Sanjeev Bhaskar Sanjeev Bhaskar (born 31 October 1963) is a British actor, comedian and television presenter. He is best known for his work in the BBC Two sketch comedy series '' Goodness Gracious Me'' and as the star of the sitcom ''The Kumars at No. 42''. H ...
,
Kulvinder Ghir Kulvinder Ghir (born 10 August 1965) is a British actor, comedian and writer. He is best known as one of the cast members in the BBC sketch show '' Goodness Gracious Me''. He is also known for playing Aslam in the 1987 Yorkshire-based film '' Ri ...
,
Meera Syal Meera Syal FRSL (born Feroza Syal; 27 June 1961) is a English comedian, writer, playwright, singer, journalist and actress. She rose to prominence as one of the team that created '' Goodness Gracious Me'' and portraying Sanjeev's grandmother, ...
and
Nina Wadia Nina Wadia (born 18 December 1968) is a British actress and comedian. She is known for portraying Zainab Masood in the BBC soap opera ''EastEnders'', Aunty Noor in Citizen Khan Mrs Hussein in the BBC comedy '' Still Open All Hours'', and for ...
. The show explored British Asian culture, and the conflict and integration between traditional
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and modern British life. Some sketches reversed the roles to view the British from a
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n perspective, and others poked fun at
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. In the television series, most of the
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characters were played by
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and
Fiona Allen Fiona Allen (born 13 March 1965) is an English comedian and actress, most known for her work on Channel 4's ''Smack the Pony'' between 1999 and 2003. Career Allen has appeared in many sketch shows, including ''We Know Where You Live'' (Channel ...
; in the radio series those parts were played by the cast themselves. Some of the white characters were also played by
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and
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. The show's title and
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is a bhangra rearrangement of the comedy song of the same name, originally performed by
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(portraying an
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doctor, Ahmed el Kabir) and
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, reprising their characters from the 1960 film, ''
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''. Sellers sings the song in a stereotypical "cod-Indian" accent, acceptable as a comic device at the time but by the 1990s considered dated and belittling. Consequently, the show's original working title was "Peter Sellers is Dead"; this was changed as the cast admired Sellers' other work, as well as the fact that although Sellers' Indian doctor was a parody, the actor still portrayed him as a competent professional. (In her 1996 novel ''
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'', Syal had referred to British parodies of south Asian speech as "a goodness-gracious-me accent".) The cast casually drop Punjabi and
Hindi Hindi (Devanāgarī: or , ), or more precisely Modern Standard Hindi (Devanagari: ), is an Indo-Aryan language spoken chiefly in the Hindi Belt region encompassing parts of northern, central, eastern, and western India. Hindi has been de ...
slang phrases into their speech, in the manner of many British Asians living in the UK. The show won Best Entertainment at the
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Award and the Team Award from the
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, UK in 1999. In March 2014, the BBC announced that the show would return with a special episode as part of celebrations of fifty years of
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. An India special was broadcast on BBC Two on 25 August 2015.


Parodies and references in the show

* ''The Six Million Rupee Man'' – parodies ''
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''. * ''I Know Him Too Well'' – parodies the song "
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". * ''Skipinder: The Punjabi Kangaroo'' – parodies '' Skippy the Bush Kangaroo''. * ''I'm a Punjabi Girl...'' – parodies
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's "
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" song. * ''Hindi People'' – parodies
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's "
Common People A commoner, also known as the ''common man'', ''commoners'', the ''common people'' or the ''masses'', was in earlier use an ordinary person in a community or nation who did not have any significant social status, especially a member of neither ...
". * ''Club Nirvana'' – parodies
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's "
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". * ''The Marriage Emporium'' – pays homage to
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's
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and "
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". * ''Fawlty Turrets'' – pays homage to ''
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''. * ''The Delhi Tubbies'' – fictional Asian equivalent of ''
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''. * ''They Were The Blacked-Up Men'' – parodies ''
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''. * ''The Bhandari Bunch'' – parodies ''
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'' opening sequence. * ''Channa's Angels'' – parodies ''
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'' * ''Arranged Shag'' – parodies the
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* ''Not Saving Private Narayan'' – parodies ''
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'' Other parodies are based on shows such as ''
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'' (where members of lower castes take the place of the pets) and ''
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'' (where tourists from India visit and make unpleasant remarks about the United Kingdom).


Going for an English

One of the best known sketches featured the cast "going out for an English" after a few
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s. They continually mispronounce the waiter's name, order the blandest thing on the menu (apart from one of them, who opts for the stronger option of a
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) and ask for 24 plates of chips. The sketch
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British people "going out for an Indian" after drinking heavily, being rude to the waiter, demanding the spiciest thing available on the menu for show and ordering far too many
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s. This sketch was voted the 6th Greatest Comedy Sketch on a
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list show.


Recurring characters

* Cheque, Please – A man who, on serial dinner dates, always says something so tactless or offensive that the woman walks out on him, leaving him asking for the "Cheque, please!" * The competitive mothers – Two women who constantly argue about the respective accomplishments of their sons, becoming more and more exaggerated as they go along. Their discussions always end with one of them using their catchphrase, "Yes, but how big is his danda?" (slang for penis) * Mr "Everything Comes From India" – A man who insists that just about everything comes from India or was invented by Indians (often to the chagrin of his more knowledgeable son), including
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,
Cliff Richard Sir Cliff Richard (born Harry Rodger Webb; 14 October 1940) is an Indian-born British musican, singer, producer, entrepreneur and philanthropist who holds both British and Barbadian citizenship. He has total sales of over 21.5 million s ...
(who, in the character's defence, was actually born in India),
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, most English words: (
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,
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, conditioner), the British Royal Family (all except
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, who he claims to be African, because of the size of his ears),
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(who is apparently Indian as he has two jobs, a bad haircut and, in a reference to Indian railways, can run faster than a train) and the number zero (which is a widely attributed discovery in Indian culture). In one short sketch, he was found in a bookshop, transferring books from the English and Chinese Literature sections to the Indian Literature section. He even claims that
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was Indian as he worked for his father, and managed to feed 5,000 people with very small amounts of food. He also claimed that everyone in the Bible was Indian, except God, as he "created the world in six days and rested on the seventh. What kind of Indian doesn't work Sundays?". * The Coopers (Kapoors) and Robinsons (Rabindranaths) – Two snobbish ''
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'' couples who claim to be entirely English with no Indian blood whatsoever, but often give themselves away by using each other's real names, mispronouncing words or making silly mistakes such as serving guests some
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with sliced
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s in it. They refuse to acknowledge their real ethnic background under any circumstances, and become very upset whenever anyone refers to them as foreigners. * Skipinder, The Punjabi
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– Redubbed footage of the television show about '' Skippy the Bush Kangaroo'' (1968–70), with the kangaroo being "voiced over" so that he can talk. Skippy, who now calls himself Skipinder, is always drunk, speaks in a Punjabi accent and frequently insults the other characters. * The Bhangra Muffins – Two Anglo-Asian teenage boys who are always trying to be "cool" and attract girls, referring to them as ''
ras malai Ras malai, rasamalai, or rossomalai is a dessert originating from the eastern regions of the Indian subcontinent. The dessert is called ''rossomalai'' in Bengali, ''ras malai'' in Hindi, and ''rasa malei'' in Odia. It is popular in India, Bangla ...
'' (Indian sweet) but failing miserably. In their sketches, they seem to be having an intelligent discussion, albeit in their own "street" language, but it is then shown that they are doing something nonsensical or are in the wrong place (for example: in one episode they are waiting in the audience of what they think is a taping of ''
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'', leading to a conversation about the purpose of television and
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s in society, but then the show starts and they find out they have in fact gone to an
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performance by mistake.) Their catchphrase is "Kiss my chuddies, man!" – ''chuddies'' being slang for underwear. * Chunky Lafunga (''lafunga'' means "hooligan") – A
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superstar (probably based on Bollywood actor
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) who is now trying to make his name in Western cinema, but manages to turn every production he appears in, from an adaptation of a
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novel to an Australian
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, into a Bollywood
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. * Mrs "I can make it at home for nothing!" – A mother who, when out in restaurants with her family, repeatedly decries various things as wasteful, saying "I can make it at home for nothing!" For some reason she always seems to need "a small
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" to be able to do so – in one episode she even appears on ''
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'', describing a series of complicated dishes she intends to cook, yet has only the ubiquitous aubergine in her ingredients. In later episodes she claims to be able to recreate other, non-food experiences for nothing – even reacting to the news that her husband has a mistress with "mistress I can make at home..." followed by flirtatious behaviour. She was inspired by
Nina Wadia Nina Wadia (born 18 December 1968) is a British actress and comedian. She is known for portraying Zainab Masood in the BBC soap opera ''EastEnders'', Aunty Noor in Citizen Khan Mrs Hussein in the BBC comedy '' Still Open All Hours'', and for ...
's mother. * Meena and Beena, the Minx Twins – Two teenage Anglo-Indian girls who believe themselves to be highly desirable 'Asian babes' and complain about unwanted male attention and shout out rude comments at the men who walk past them, with the camera then pulling back to reveal why the men are there (e.g. in one sketch the girls are shown to have gone to a
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, in another they are standing outside a men's
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.) During one episode they actually managed to get dates, but insist on leaving because the men fail to offer to buy them a drink. Their catchphrase is: "In your dreams, buddy!" This can be varied, for example, in a Christmas sketch, when acting as Santa's assistants, they say to a little boy, "In your dreams, very small buddy!"
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said on the BBC documentary ''Comedy Connections'' that
Meera Syal Meera Syal FRSL (born Feroza Syal; 27 June 1961) is a English comedian, writer, playwright, singer, journalist and actress. She rose to prominence as one of the team that created '' Goodness Gracious Me'' and portraying Sanjeev's grandmother, ...
was behind the creation of these characters and they are one of Nina's favourites on the series. "
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" by the
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frequently plays in the background of their scenes. * Guru Maharishi Yogi (based on
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) – A man who in different sketches is either shown giving completely made up lectures about
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, or going door to door saying silly things to the people who answer. During his symposia, he claims to translate words of wisdom from original
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, but they are actually random gibberish in English (often containing pop culture references). In one sketch he resorts to handing out flyers for a double-glazing company when a householder does not want to hear him talk about religion. He also has two similarly dubious guru friends, with whom he likes to play
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and
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. * Smita Smitten, Showbiz Kitten (from Series 2, her name becomes "Smeeta Smitten") – A "showbiz gossip" style TV reporter who claims to be at a big movie premiere or showbiz party, but turns out to be somewhere very ordinary, like queueing outside a video shop or a public bathroom. She is then refused entrance, so to distract the viewers, she finishes by saying "Look, there goes Art Malik!" and running out of the picture. She was once in a chip shop, and Art Malik was there, but she did not recognise him. After making a fool of herself, she tried to get out of the situation by pointing to Art outside the shop, and running after him. Fellow character Chunky Lafunga is the only "celebrity" she has ever managed to interview. In Series 2 she loses her job and resorts to presenting her TV show from different rooms of her mother's house, then in Series 3 produces a variety of pilot shows for a possible new TV series, with disastrous results. * Uncle Fixer – A man who shows up to greet different family members in unexpected places, such as at a
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or during a
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transplant operation, and then asks why they didn't come to him for help with the arrangements, because "I could have got it for you much cheaper!". He often says "Don't worry" or "Don't insult me!" when people decline his help. He usually destroys what was the topic of conversation i.e. cash from a cash machine and a kidney. * The Sindi Dolls – Two wealthy young women who act like
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stereotypes, forever showing off about the number of credit cards they have and how much their fathers have spent on them. They are nearly always seen in an expensive clothes shop, which may or may not be
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and are forever berating and physically assaulting the sales assistants who are attending to them. In series three, they have (reluctantly) got themselves jobs as air stewardesses, and reveal to the flight passengers during the emergency procedure instructions that they only took the jobs because of the glamour factor. In one notable sketch they state their opinion that a friend of theirs should make more effort with her appearance, "
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or no leprosy". * Will I, bollocks! (Ironic Granny) – This sketch follows an old woman who is continually causing trouble for her family, then when she is asked to do something to help with the situation, she replies: "Will I, bollocks!" In the last of her sketches, she collapses at home and her son-in-law, Ravi, offers to perform mouth to mouth resuscitation but when his wife asks him if he will really do it, he says, "Will I, bollocks!" * The Delhi Students – These sketches are about four Indian young adults who go to England and describe their experiences. They parody the way westerners act when they visit India (in one sketch, they remark on the number of beggars on the streets; they say that you can't eat meat off the street, in reference to a
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burger; and they say that you must drink water from a bottle, as tap water could be dangerous). * Bhangraman – A parody of
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es in general, he always saves the day using his "uncanny bhangra powers", which usually consist of bhangra dance moves. While he speaks entirely in Punjabi, every other character understands him perfectly. His battle cry is "''chaakde phaate''", meaning "raise the floorboards". His supervillain arch rival is the
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r. * The Reporter – A reporter constantly tries to do "exposés" on British Asians. He often runs into Mr Ishaq, a Muslim man whom the reporter interviews. The reporter assumes that Mr Ishaq is "up to something", ultimately being disappointed when Mr Ishaq reveals that he is doing something extremely ordinary. * The
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Exterminator – A Buddhist monk who is often hired in jobs that will force him to kill living beings, as a mouse exterminator, a
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(where he discovered how to kill cancer cells), which conflicts with his religion and prevents him from doing his job, being surprised that people would want him to kill. As an exterminator, he was determined to make the mice reflect upon their actions until they reach
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. He has an "exterminator" friend who would make the mice reincarnate as pebbles, "which are much easier to catch, they don't run about as much." His catchline is: "Kill?! No, no, we mustn't kill".


Series


Radio show

* 5–26 July 1996 (4 episodes) *11 July – 1 August 1997 (4 episodes) *21 May – 25 June 1998 (6 episodes)


Television show


Series 1 (1998)


Series 2 (1998)


Series 3 (2000)


Specials


Cast and crew


Directors and producers

*Gareth Carrivick (''director'') *Nick Wood (''director'') *Christine Gernon (''director'') * Anil Gupta (''producer'') *Jon Plowman (''executive producer'')


Cast

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Sanjeev Bhaskar Sanjeev Bhaskar (born 31 October 1963) is a British actor, comedian and television presenter. He is best known for his work in the BBC Two sketch comedy series '' Goodness Gracious Me'' and as the star of the sitcom ''The Kumars at No. 42''. H ...
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Meera Syal Meera Syal FRSL (born Feroza Syal; 27 June 1961) is a English comedian, writer, playwright, singer, journalist and actress. She rose to prominence as one of the team that created '' Goodness Gracious Me'' and portraying Sanjeev's grandmother, ...
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Kulvinder Ghir Kulvinder Ghir (born 10 August 1965) is a British actor, comedian and writer. He is best known as one of the cast members in the BBC sketch show '' Goodness Gracious Me''. He is also known for playing Aslam in the 1987 Yorkshire-based film '' Ri ...
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Nina Wadia Nina Wadia (born 18 December 1968) is a British actress and comedian. She is known for portraying Zainab Masood in the BBC soap opera ''EastEnders'', Aunty Noor in Citizen Khan Mrs Hussein in the BBC comedy '' Still Open All Hours'', and for ...
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Dave Lamb David Alexander Lamb (born 17 January 1969) is an English actor, comedian, narrator and presenter. He is best known for his narration work on '' Come Dine with Me'' as well as appearances in British television and radio programmes, especially co ...
* Sharat Sardana *
Amanda Holden Amanda Louise Holden (born 16 February 1971) is an English actress, media personality, and singer. Since 2007, she has been a judge on the television talent show competition ''Britain's Got Talent'' on ITV. She also co-hosts the ''Heart Brea ...
(''Series 1'') *
Fiona Allen Fiona Allen (born 13 March 1965) is an English comedian and actress, most known for her work on Channel 4's ''Smack the Pony'' between 1999 and 2003. Career Allen has appeared in many sketch shows, including ''We Know Where You Live'' (Channel ...
(''Series 2'') *
Emma Kennedy Emma Kennedy (born Elizabeth Emma Williams on 28 May 1967) is an English actress, lawyer, comedian, and travel writer, comedian, television presenter and author. Early life and education The daughter of teachers,
(''Series 3'') *
Anil Desai Anil Desai ( mr, अनिल देसाई) is an Indian politician belonging to the Shiv Sena. He is a member of the Rajya Sabha The Rajya Sabha, constitutionally the Council of States, is the upper house of the bicameral Parliamen ...
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Nitin Sawhney Nitin Sawhney , D.Mus (; born 1964) is a British musician, producer and composer. A recipient of the Ivor Novello Lifetime Achievement award in 2017, among multiple international awards throughout his career. Sawhney's work combines Asian a ...
* Parminder Nagra


Writers

*Sanjeev Bhaskar *Anil Gupta *Sanjeev Kohli *Richard Pinto *Sharat Sardana *Meera Syal *Nina Wadia *Kulvinder Ghir


See also

* The Kumars at No. 42 *
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* Citizen Khan *
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References


External links

* * Comedy Guide * * * *
In Conversation with Meera Syal
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