''Ghostly Tales for Ghastly Kids'' is a 1992 children's
fantasy
Fantasy is a genre of speculative fiction involving magical elements, typically set in a fictional universe and sometimes inspired by mythology and folklore. Its roots are in oral traditions, which then became fantasy literature and d ...
horror book of
cautionary tale
A cautionary tale is a tale told in folklore to warn its listener of a danger. There are three essential parts to a cautionary tale, though they can be introduced in a large variety of ways. First, a taboo or prohibition is stated: some act, lo ...
s written by British author
Jamie Rix
Jamie Rix (born 27 April 1958) is an English children's author, television comedy writer, and media producer. He is best known for the book series '' Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids'' and '' The War Diaries of Alistair Fury''; both were adapted ...
and is the second book in the ''
Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids
Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids (often nicknamed ''Grizzly Tales'') is the generic trademarked title for a series of award-winning children's books by British author Jamie Rix which were later adapted into an animated television series of the s ...
'' series. It was published by
André Deutsch
André Deutsch (15 November 1917 – 11 April 2000) was a Hungarian-born British publisher who founded an eponymous publishing company in 1951.
Biography
Deutsch was born on 15 November 1917 in Budapest, Hungary, the son of a Jewish dentis ...
and contains 15 short stories.
Synopsis
Grandmother's Footsteps
The narrator cannot sleep because a long-fingernailed, messy-haired figure (presumably a man) is tormenting him outside of his window, promising to take him on a
magic carpet
A magic carpet, also called a flying carpet, is a legendary carpet and common trope in fantasy fiction. It is typically used as a form of transportation and can quickly or instantaneously carry its users to their destination.
In literature
One o ...
ride to a magical
breadstick
Breadsticks, also known as grissini, grissino or dipping sticks, (''ghërsin'' in ) are generally pencil-sized sticks of crisp, dry baked bread that originated in Piedmont, a region of Italy. There is also a soft-baked breadstick version popula ...
land if he opens the window. Terrified, the narrator calls for his grandmother and tells her everything. They listen to the man's tapping outside and Grandma decides to distract the narrator with a
ghost story. The story is about a boy named Jolyon, who is reading a book in his bedroom when he hears loud tapping from outside, which becomes faster and faster. He pulls his duvet over his head and watches the silhouette of a giant hand tap the window and smash the glass. He screamed in fear and his grandmother ran into the room, armed with a
bedpan
A bedpan or bed pan is a receptacle used for the toileting of a bedridden patient in a health care facility, and is usually made of metal, glass, ceramic, or plastic. A bedpan can be used for both urinary and fecal discharge. Many diseases can ...
. The end.
The narrator is annoyed because Grandma promises that a ghost will appear. Grandma explains that the tapping comes from the branches of the apple tree moving in the wind and the storm has caused the branch to break the window. As for the ghost, she says, "Here I am!" She walks towards the door, stops to take off her head, and disappears; outside, footsteps are heard fading away. The narrator does not sleep for a week.
Burgers
Burgerskip is the most successful
fast food chain
A fast-food restaurant, also known as a quick-service restaurant (QSR) within the industry, is a specific type of restaurant that serves fast-food cuisine and has minimal table service. The food served in fast-food restaurants is typically ...
in the world, particularly in the UK. At the end of every school day, children of all ages would race out of school to meet with friends and grab their dinner at the Burgerskip in Crawley High Street, as the chain's
mascot
A mascot is any human, animal, or object thought to bring luck, or anything used to represent a group with a common public identity, such as a school, professional sports team, society, military unit, or brand name. Mascots are also used as fi ...
— a
clown — would watch over them. The clown was based on Burgerskip's CEO, Seamus O'Burger, who is planning to expand his fast-food empire even further as his
helicopter
A helicopter is a type of rotorcraft in which lift and thrust are supplied by horizontally spinning rotors. This allows the helicopter to take off and land vertically, to hover, and to fly forward, backward and laterally. These attributes ...
team escorts him to the
Amazon rainforest. O'Burger decides to have parts of it
bulldozed
A bulldozer or dozer (also called a crawler) is a large, motorized machine equipped with a metal blade to the front for pushing material: soil, sand, snow, rubble, or rock during construction work. It travels most commonly on continuous track ...
so that there would be more space for farmland, after his pilot suggests it to him. The next day, O'Burger leads a team of bulldozers through the forest, pushing over trees and pulling up flowers. O'Burger's Amazon
guide
A guide is a person who leads travelers, sportspeople, or tourists through unknown or unfamiliar locations. The term can also be applied to a person who leads others to more abstract goals such as knowledge or wisdom.
Travel and recreation
Ex ...
realises the extent of his tourist's plans and begs him at break time not to cut any further. O'Burger ignores him as he eats his
breakfast burger and orders the bulldozing team to continue. The guide refers to the tree opposite them, explaining the Amazonian tribes respected it as a
deity named Panachek, the "heart and soul" of the rainforest. O'Burger notices that the team have become hesitant to follow his orders and cuts Panachek down with a
chainsaw
A chainsaw (or chain saw) is a portable gasoline-, electric-, or battery-powered saw that cuts with a set of teeth attached to a rotating chain driven along a guide bar. It is used in activities such as tree felling, limbing, bucking, pru ...
. Everyone and everything in the rest of the rainforest watches in mournful silence as the tree tips over dead and O'Burger stands triumphant.
The chain becomes more successful to the point of Burgerskip rapidly running out of supplies. O'Burger spends a lot of time with his helicopter team to travel around the world for more farmland space, whether forests had to be bulldozed or not. Meanwhile, in the UK, a little girl named Charlotte visits Crawley High Street's Burgerskip with her father. Charlotte orders a Jolly
Burger with
chips
''CHiPs'' is an American crime drama television series created by Rick Rosner and originally aired on NBC from September 15, 1977, to May 1, 1983. It follows the lives of two motorcycle officers of the California Highway Patrol (CHP). The seri ...
and takes a bite outside. She splutters and chokes and shows her father the tiny
mahogany tree inside it. The news of the burger reaches Burgerskip headquarters and to O'Burger, who redirects the plane to make an emergency meeting with the
board of directors. Terrified of disappointing their boss, the directors are hesitant to speak up but one stammers that other complaints about trees in burgers have reached their headquarters. The tour guide from the Amazonia enters the room and refers to outside the window. O'Burger looks out to see hundreds of Burgerskip buildings suspending in the air by trees. The tour guide explains that this is a part of Panachek's revenge for destroying the Amazon and that he is not finished with O'Burger yet. O'Burger jumps on the guide and attempts to
strangle him but the boardroom starts to shake. The
ghost of Panachek bursts through the floor, picks up O'Burger and shoots up into the sky.
It was the last time O'Burger was seen and Burgerskip was ever successful. An Australian farmer found a part of O'Burger's clown costume but it could not be proven that it had belonged to him. The UK became the new
rainforest where roasted
parrot
Parrots, also known as psittacines (), are birds of the roughly 398 species in 92 genera comprising the order Psittaciformes (), found mostly in tropical and subtropical regions. The order is subdivided into three superfamilies: the Psittacoide ...
became a popular meal.
Tag
One day, a boy in Terry Blotch's class arrives at school with a giant
marble
Marble is a metamorphic rock composed of recrystallized carbonate minerals, most commonly calcite or dolomite. Marble is typically not foliated (layered), although there are exceptions. In geology, the term ''marble'' refers to metamorphose ...
given to him from a Scottish grandmother for his birthday, which everyone on the playground gathers around to admire. Blotch envies his friend's sudden popularity and is determined to make them cry. He sneaks into the classroom and steals a
ring
Ring may refer to:
* Ring (jewellery), a round band, usually made of metal, worn as ornamental jewelry
* To make a sound with a bell, and the sound made by a bell
:(hence) to initiate a telephone connection
Arts, entertainment and media Film and ...
from the classmate's desk. This envy triggers a need for Blotch to steal and he begins to
shoplift
Shoplifting is the theft of goods from an open retail establishment, typically by concealing a store item on one's person, in pockets, under clothes or in a bag, and leaving the store without paying. With clothing, shoplifters may put on items ...
from many stores, stealing a variety of items, and stealing from the streets, notably a dog. While hiding in a locker in an empty school changing room, Blotch notices a sports bag containing a
football kit
Football is a family of team sports that involve, to varying degrees, kicking a ball to score a goal. Unqualified, the word ''football'' normally means the form of football that is the most popular where the word is used. Sports commonly ca ...
belonging to "A. Phantom", according to the
name tag
A name tag is a badge or sticker worn on the outermost clothing as a means of displaying the wearer's name for others to view.
Name tags may be temporary, such as a sticker with the iconic image being the "Hello! My Name Is ________"; or it ma ...
s. Blotch snatches the kit, puts it on and leaves, and wears it for the rest of the day.
At home, the name tags cause blemishing
rash
A rash is a change of the human skin which affects its color, appearance, or texture.
A rash may be localized in one part of the body, or affect all the skin. Rashes may cause the skin to change color, itch, become warm, bumpy, chapped, dry, c ...
es that would
itch
Itch (also known as pruritus) is a sensation that causes the desire or reflex to scratch. Itch has resisted many attempts to be classified as any one type of sensory experience. Itch has many similarities to pain, and while both are unpleasant ...
all over. By the next morning, Blotch's face is covered in
boil
A boil, also called a furuncle, is a deep folliculitis, which is an infection of the hair follicle. It is most commonly caused by infection by the bacterium '' Staphylococcus aureus'', resulting in a painful swollen area on the skin caused by ...
s. His mother telephones for an emergency home doctor, who recommends he avoids eating
junk food
"Junk food" is a term used to describe food that is high in calories from sugar and/or fat, and possibly also sodium, but with little dietary fiber, protein, vitamins, minerals, or other important forms of nutritional value. It is also known as ...
and to have a bath, assuming it is
acne
Acne, also known as ''acne vulgaris'', is a long-term skin condition that occurs when dead skin cells and oil from the skin clog hair follicles. Typical features of the condition include blackheads or whiteheads, pimples, oily skin, and ...
(although he admits he has no idea whether his
hypothesis
A hypothesis (plural hypotheses) is a proposed explanation for a phenomenon. For a hypothesis to be a scientific hypothesis, the scientific method requires that one can test it. Scientists generally base scientific hypotheses on previous obse ...
was accurate). Blotch's mother suggests it is
chickenpox when she notices the boils had spread all over her son's body but Blotch knew no one who may have had the disease. "It's that football kit!" his mother cries and runs out of the bathroom. In bed days later, the boils begin to itch and Blotch cannot resist scratching them. Each scratched boil explodes, covering his bedroom floor with thick
pus
Pus is an exudate, typically white-yellow, yellow, or yellow-brown, formed at the site of inflammation during bacterial or fungal infection. An accumulation of pus in an enclosed tissue space is known as an abscess, whereas a visible collection ...
, making him howl in pain. His mother rushes in, falling in the pus and gasps: her son's boils had disappeared and he had 1019 "A. Phantom" name tags sticking out of his body. The biggest (the 1020th) hung from the back of his neck which read "Thief". She tries to remove the tags with scissors but the name tags immediately regrow whenever she successfully cut them off. She demands to know what is going on so Blotch reluctantly tells her about his secret shoplifting addiction.
Blotch returned to school the next day, still covered with name tags. He sneaked into the changing room and put the sports bag on the hook he stole it from and runs away. The name tags had disappeared by lunchtime apart from "Thief", which soon fell off after a few days. Blotch never stole again — the slightest itch would remind him of his humiliation, whenever he had a potential shoplifting opportunity — however, he has started getting lots of acne that was hard to get rid of.
The Locked Door
Somewhere in an unspecified country is a house with a locked door that has not been opened in 75 years. Every midnight, blood trickles from a lightbulb, and screams for help and heavy thumps can be heard by anyone coincidentally awake. Many people who once lived alone in the house were found dead days later. It is bought by Matt and Jodie, two
deaf
Deafness has varying definitions in cultural and medical contexts. In medical contexts, the meaning of deafness is hearing loss that precludes a person from understanding spoken language, an audiological condition. In this context it is written ...
newlyweds from
New Zealand
New Zealand ( mi, Aotearoa ) is an island country in the southwestern Pacific Ocean. It consists of two main landmasses—the North Island () and the South Island ()—and over 700 smaller islands. It is the sixth-largest island count ...
. They give birth to a daughter they name Rosie,
who is not deaf, and is fascinated by the mysterious locked door her parents refuse to open. One night, she disappeared. The parents searched every creepy room of the house until the locked door was the only option. Matt kicked the door but the force made the ceiling collapse in front of him. He looked up and saw baby Rosie looking through the hole back at him. From that evening, no one was allowed to go to the
loft.
That had been three years ago, but Rosie had suffered from nightmares since, and would wake up to the locked door's midnight sounds frequently. This, and being banned from the floor above only fuelled Rosie's curiosity even more. One midnight, Rosie wakes up to scratching and investigated her bedroom's fireplace. Dust shoots out and a voice begs for help; Rosie runs out of the room towards the locked door. A pale hand appeared under the door with a key as a voice begs her to let them free. Rosie takes the key and unlocks it. Inside is an axe, broken furniture and wood. An old man with a long beard is standing behind her and thanks her. Rosie takes him to meet her parents and lets him eat sponge cake; Matt and Jodie are expectantly shocked, and are surprised they can hear his voice. The old man explains he had been locked in the room for years and had spent nights chopping firewood, occasionally cutting his hand. He was most likely 115 years old. Rosie jumps into his lap and lands on the wooden chair.
A Tangled Web
Nigel has a passion for torturing
spider
Spiders ( order Araneae) are air-breathing arthropods that have eight legs, chelicerae with fangs generally able to inject venom, and spinnerets that extrude silk. They are the largest order of arachnids and rank seventh in total species ...
s, and a habit of clicking his tongue and
daydream
Daydreaming is the stream of consciousness that detaches from current, external tasks when attention drifts to a more personal and internal direction. This phenomenon is common in people's daily life shown by a large-scale study in which partici ...
ing with his mouth open. He nicknamed himself "Black Nigel" and would declare himself the spider that spiders feared, confusing (and sometimes annoying) his parents. One day, Ariadne, a
pregnant spider, rushes into his bedroom to prepare for her
labour. She runs towards the wardrobe to make a
web at the top. Nigel hears her tiny footsteps and waits, picking up the
jar
A jar is a rigid, cylindrical or slightly conical container, typically made of glass, ceramic, or plastic, with a wide mouth or opening that can be closed with a lid, screw cap, lug cap, cork stopper, roll-on cap, crimp-on cap, press-on c ...
he hides under his pillow. When Ariadne had spun her web, Nigel swiped the jar across it, trapping her. Nigel screws the lid on and holds the jar against a
candle
A candle is an ignitable wick embedded in wax, or another flammable solid substance such as tallow, that provides light, and in some cases, a fragrance. A candle can also provide heat or a method of keeping time.
A person who makes candle ...
flame, burning the spider alive. He dumps the corpse into a bin outside his window which is collected the next morning by the bin collectors. At the landfill, the ghosts of the unborn babies are "born" and allow the wind to carry them through the town.
After Nigel is sent to bed for irritating his parents again, the spider ghosts float through his open bedroom window and into his open mouth. Hours later, Nigel wakes up with a tight chest as if he had a severe
cold
Cold is the presence of low temperature, especially in the atmosphere. In common usage, cold is often a subjective perception. A lower bound to temperature is absolute zero, defined as 0.00K on the Kelvin scale, an absolute thermodynamic ...
; through the night, the vengeful spider ghosts had spun webs around his
ribcage
The rib cage, as an enclosure that comprises the ribs, vertebral column and sternum in the thorax of most vertebrates, protects vital organs such as the heart, lungs and great vessels.
The sternum, together known as the thoracic cage, is a sem ...
. Nigel
cough
A cough is a sudden expulsion of air through the large breathing passages that can help clear them of fluids, irritants, foreign particles and microbes. As a protective reflex, coughing can be repetitive with the cough reflex following three ph ...
s up a spider but only spots it after it had run across the bedsheets, only realising it came from him when he coughs up another. Nigel never opened his mouth again and now spends a lot of free time
knitting. He has no idea why he always knits webs as big as his bedroom. It was just
instinct.
The Well
Mr and Mrs Halley live in Wellsdeep cottage in Devon, which has an 1100-year-old
well
A well is an excavation or structure created in the ground by digging, driving, or drilling to access liquid resources, usually water. The oldest and most common kind of well is a water well, to access groundwater in underground aquifers. The ...
at the bottom of the garden, with a bottom. Mrs Halley wants her husband to cover the well before their two grandsons (Louis and Ben) arrive, who put their hands anywhere. In the morning, Mr Halley promises to do block it but by the afternoon, the boys arrive and the well is not covered. "I'll do it tomorrow," says Mr Halley when his wife confronts him. That night, Mr Halley feels tiny hands tickling his feet and touching his eyelids as he sleeps. He jumps out of bed and opens the curtains, and hears laughter coming from the well. He loudly vows to cover it before his wife reminds him that he is not wearing his . At sunrise, Mr Halley races to the well with
measuring tape
A tape measure or measuring tape is a flexible ruler used to measure length or distance.
It consists of a ribbon of cloth, plastic, fibre glass, or metal strip with linear measurement markings. It is a common measuring tool. Its design all ...
and a pencil but the tape falls down the well before he could read the measurement of the
diameter
In geometry, a diameter of a circle is any straight line segment that passes through the center of the circle and whose endpoints lie on the circle. It can also be defined as the longest chord of the circle. Both definitions are also valid fo ...
. He has a
tantrum
A tantrum, temper tantrum, lash out, meltdown, fit or hissy fit is an emotional outburst, usually associated with those in emotional distress, that is typically characterized by stubbornness, crying, screaming, violence, defiance, angry ranting ...
, throws his hat after the tape, and tells his wife he will fix the well tomorrow with better equipment. At lunchtime, Louis and Ben run to the well to play Pirates; Louis sits in the well's bucket to imitate the
crow's nest
A crow's nest is a structure in the upper part of the main mast of a ship or a structure that is used as a lookout point.
On ships, this position ensured the widest field of view for lookouts to spot approaching hazards, other ships, or land b ...
and Ben holds the rope. Mrs Halley runs to the well to stop them as Ben lets go, and grabs the rope before the bucket dropped too far. Mr Halley (who had been asleep inside throughout the incident) is woken up by his wife angrily pouring water over him and splutters that he will fix the well tomorrow.
That night, Mr Halley is woken up by the tiny hands and laughter again. He opens the curtains to see a
full moon
The full moon is the lunar phase when the Moon appears fully illuminated from Earth's perspective. This occurs when Earth is located between the Sun and the Moon (when the ecliptic longitudes of the Sun and Moon differ by 180°). This means ...
's
light
Light or visible light is electromagnetic radiation that can be perceived by the human eye. Visible light is usually defined as having wavelengths in the range of 400–700 nanometres (nm), corresponding to frequencies of 750–420 te ...
making the well glow. He spots a tiny person run out of the back door and jump into the well. He rushes out to the garden with a
torch
A torch is a stick with combustible material at one end, which is ignited and used as a light source. Torches have been used throughout history, and are still used in processions, symbolic and religious events, and in juggling entertainment. I ...
and searches the inside, seeing neither of his grandsons at the bottom. A force pushes him, and he lands in the water. He crawls onto a ledge above and calls for help. A little boy climbs out of the water and joins him, introducing himself as The Ghost of Jobs Left Undone, pointing out that the well should have been blocked already. Mr Halley adamantly claims that he was going to do it and the ghost replies that his grandfather had said the same but never kept his promise, which caused his death. Ben and Louis appear at the top, preparing to rescue their grandfather. Mr Halley orders them to not move but they climb into the bucket. The rope snaps and the boys fall into the water.
Mr Halley wakes up in his bedroom, soaking wet and screaming. Before the grandsons woke up, he blocked the well as best as he could. Mrs Halley is pleased and suggests that he should paint the outside of the house as he promised. Mr Halley says that he will do that tomorrow.
An Elephant Never Forgets
The
upper-middle-class
In sociology, the upper middle class is the social group constituted by higher status members of the middle class. This is in contrast to the term ''lower middle class'', which is used for the group at the opposite end of the middle-class strat ...
Crumpdump family are driving their
Rolls-Royce car
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*Rolls-Royce Limited (1906–1973)
* Rolls-Royce Motors (1973–2003), which was created as a result of the demerger of Rolls-Royce Limited in 1973. Vickers ...
through the African wilderness on a
safari, impatient to see
elephant
Elephants are the largest existing land animals. Three living species are currently recognised: the African bush elephant, the African forest elephant, and the Asian elephant. They are the only surviving members of the family Elephantidae ...
s. They eventually find a herd and the children, Belinda and Percy, become excited. "I want one!" demands Percy. Mrs Crumpdump is against it because a living one would destroy the house and a dead one would stink but Mr Crumpdump remains quiet, hiding his smirk. After the family returns home, a parcel is delivered one breakfast later, containing an elephant's foot. The children are disturbed as Mr Crumpdump proudly explains that he had someone
trophy hunt for him but they move the foot towards the door by the
leopard skin rug to use as an
umbrella stand
An umbrella stand is a storage device for umbrellas and walking sticks. They are usually located inside the entrance of a home or public building, and are sometimes complemented by a hanger or mirror, or combined with a coat rack.
The stand is us ...
.
One rainy day, before a trip to the
shoe shop, Belinda says aloud that she wished that the rain would stop as she takes her umbrella from the elephant's foot. The rain stops and the sun appears in the sky. Percy becomes excited and grabs the foot, wishing to be tall. He grows through the ceiling and then wishes himself back to normal size. The children start to love their magical umbrella stand, making their schoolfriends jealous, and wish for several things every day until the mansion is almost full. They also used it to be lazy: Percy wished he could go to bed without having a bath and the prepared water dried up, whereas Belinda wished for an excuse to not go to school, making it burn down. However, because Belinda and Percy were
spoilt children who already had many toys and games, they were never satisfied with the things they wished for. After running out of ideas, Belinda suggests they should wish for the elephant they wanted and does so despite Percy's hesitance. A bleeding,
three-legged baby
elephant
Elephants are the largest existing land animals. Three living species are currently recognised: the African bush elephant, the African forest elephant, and the Asian elephant. They are the only surviving members of the family Elephantidae ...
limps across the landing towards the stairs. Percy orders his sister to wish it away but Belinda is too scared; the elephant rolls down the stairs and
crushes them.
Mr and Mrs Crumpdump return home to find a broken staircase, a dirty carpet and the umbrella stand missing (the story writes that it had been stolen). Every night since, the ghosts of their children cry for the elephant's forgiveness. Their parents cannot take another sleepless night and file for
divorce
Divorce (also known as dissolution of marriage) is the process of terminating a marriage or marital union. Divorce usually entails the canceling or reorganizing of the legal duties and responsibilities of marriage, thus dissolving the ...
.
School Dinners
The narrator has always had a bad relationship with food. It begins at lunchtimes during school when the horrible
school dinners will be served: unspecified
pork
Pork is the culinary name for the meat of the domestic pig (''Sus domesticus''). It is the most commonly consumed meat worldwide, with evidence of pig husbandry dating back to 5000 BCE.
Pork is eaten both freshly cooked and preserved; ...
fat,
cauliflower,
prune
A prune is a dried plum, most commonly from the European plum (''Prunus domestica''). Not all plum species or varieties can be dried into prunes. A prune is the firm-fleshed fruit (plum) of '' Prunus domestica'' varieties that have a high so ...
s, stewed
peas
The pea is most commonly the small spherical seed or the seed-pod of the flowering plant species ''Pisum sativum''. Each pod contains several peas, which can be green or yellow. Botanically, pea pods are fruit, since they contain seeds and d ...
, lumpy and cold
rice pudding
Rice pudding is a dish made from rice mixed with water or milk and other ingredients such as cinnamon, vanilla and raisins.
Variants are used for either desserts or dinners. When used as a dessert, it is commonly combined with a sweetener such ...
, and
Pork rind
Pork rind is the culinary term for the skin of a pig. It can be used in many different ways.
It can be rendered, fried in fat, baked, or roasted to produce a kind of pork cracklings (US) or scratchings (UK); these are served in small piece ...
, to name a few. The
school dinner lady will patrol the aisles and openly scold any students that are avoiding certain parts of their plate. Once, she yells at the narrator to eat his cold and maggot-infested
kedgeree so hard, her
spittle sprays it but he still has to eat every mouthful. One student she never has to ask twice is Elgin (nicknamed
Blue Bottle by the rest of the school), who worships her and the dinners. When he cleans his plate, he will crawl under the tables to eat off the floor and then will go to the bin full of leftovers and eat its contents as well, as the rest of the school is forced to listen and tried not to retch. The narrator never gets sympathy from his parents, who would lecture that he is ungrateful and selfish because there are children his age in the world that never gets a chance to choose, let alone eat. The dinner lady
stalks the narrator to check he has swallowed everything and even followed him into the boys' toilets. Eventually, the narrator's parents agree to send in a medical note to excuse him from eating school dinners but the dinner lady makes him eat it instead.
Lunchtimes at school traumatises the narrator. He will have nightmares about talking food begging to be eaten and frequently has
flashbacks whenever he smelt food that the dinner lady had forced him to eat or Elgin eat out of the bin or off the floor. His first
panic attack
Panic attacks are sudden periods of intense fear and discomfort that may include palpitations, sweating, chest pain or chest discomfort, shortness of breath, trembling, dizziness, numbness, confusion, or a feeling of impending doom or of losing ...
was when he was 22: in a
lift
Lift or LIFT may refer to:
Physical devices
* Elevator, or lift, a device used for raising and lowering people or goods
** Paternoster lift, a type of lift using a continuous chain of cars which do not stop
** Patient lift, or Hoyer lift, mobil ...
, he smelt
spotted dick
Spotted dick (also known as "spotted dog" or "railway cake") is a traditional British steamed pudding, historically made with suet and dried fruit (usually currants or raisins) and often served with custard.
Non-traditional variants include re ...
, which made him
belch and his stomach churn loudly; he felt spotted dick appear in his mouth and gagged as he forced himself to swallow it. If he ever smells
baked beans
Baked beans is a dish traditionally containing white beans that are parboiled and then, in the US, baked in sauce at low temperature for a lengthy period. In the United Kingdom, the dish is sometimes baked, but usually stewed in sauce. Canned ...
being cooked, he crawls under the nearest table and screamed;
tomato ketchup
Ketchup or catsup is a table condiment with a sweet and tangy flavor. The unmodified term ("ketchup") now typically refers to tomato ketchup, although early recipes used egg whites, mushrooms, oysters, grapes, mussels, or walnuts, among oth ...
and carrots were two of his many
trauma trigger
A trauma trigger is a psychological stimulus that prompts involuntary recall of a previous traumatic experience. The stimulus itself need not be frightening or traumatic and may be only indirectly or superficially reminiscent of an earlier trauma ...
s. The worst panic attack was the day the narrator takes his girlfriend out to a sophisticated French restaurant for a candlelit dinner. Although the menu is full of French meals which will not remind the narrator of anything at school, he decides to order the unspecified £125-for-two special with the champagne, which is brought to the table by the
head waiter
A head is the part of an organism which usually includes the ears, brain, forehead, cheeks, chin, eyes, nose, and mouth, each of which aid in various sensory functions such as sight, hearing, smell, and taste. Some very simple animals may n ...
. He removes the lid to reveal
fishcake
A fishcake (sometimes written as fish cake) is a culinary dish consisting of filleted fish or other seafood minced or ground, mixed with a starchy ingredient, and fried until golden.
Asian-style fishcakes usually contain fish with salt, water, ...
s, making the narrator scream and cover himself with the tablecloth, accidentally spraying champagne over his girlfriend, who then runs out crying in embarrassment. The head waiter is alarmed and the rest of the restaurant pauses to watch the commotion. In the narrator's mind, the head waiter turns into the school dinner lady, who begins to demand that he eats the cakes, so he picks up a bread roll and throws it at him, but the head waiter/dinner lady is trying to force him to eat it by waving a spoon with a piece on it towards his mouth. He kicks and screams and later snaps out of the panic attack, finding himself outside of the restaurant with fish cake around his mouth.
The narrator points out that was a long time ago and he is about to turn 83 next week. He spends the rest of his life isolating himself from friends and family, and tries not to look at any advertising for food that uses to torture him. Unfortunately, he is about to be moved into a
retirement home
A retirement home – sometimes called an old people's home or old age home, although ''old people's home'' can also refer to a nursing home – is a multi-residence housing facility intended for the elderly. Typically, each person or couple in ...
within the next few days which has a scarily-familiar-looking dinner lady that promises to monitor his eating habits.
The Big Sleep
A father is talking to his son as he tucks him in bed. The son asks whether his father could tell whether he was still in a dream. The father replies that he wakes up and just knows but the son continuously repeats the question. The father gives up with a vague answer of "just knowing" because dreams are too ridiculous to be realistic. Then he unscrews his tail and jumps down to the floor, sings a lullaby out of a
navel
The navel (clinically known as the umbilicus, commonly known as the belly button or tummy button) is a protruding, flat, or hollowed area on the abdomen at the attachment site of the umbilical cord. All placental mammals have a navel, although ...
, screwed his teeth in, kisses his son with one of eight lips and put a sausage in his ear to turn off the bedroom light.
Bogman
Helen loves going to the
toilet
A toilet is a piece of sanitary hardware that collects human urine and feces, and sometimes toilet paper, usually for disposal. Flush toilets use water, while dry or non-flush toilets do not. They can be designed for a sitting position popu ...
but only to escape her parents' rules. The complicated back of the toilet allows Helen to hide her
comic book
A comic book, also called comicbook, comic magazine or (in the United Kingdom and Ireland) simply comic, is a publication that consists of comics art in the form of sequential juxtaposed panels that represent individual scenes. Panels are of ...
s from her family's clutches so that her weak
bladder
The urinary bladder, or simply bladder, is a hollow organ in humans and other vertebrates that stores urine from the kidneys before disposal by urination. In humans the bladder is a distensible organ that sits on the pelvic floor. Urine enters ...
excuses are more convincing. One morning, her mother orders her to clean up after breakfast and Helen starts to "feel" cramps. Her mother threatens that if she disobeyed, The Bogman will come for her. When she returns home from school hours later, Helen asks her father who The Bogman is. He explains as he prepares the family's dinner that six months ago, a
skeletal bog body from the
Stone Age had been discovered under the drainage of their house and is said to have come to life at times to look for the people that had
drowned
Drowning is a type of suffocation induced by the submersion of the mouth and nose in a liquid. Most instances of fatal drowning occur alone or in situations where others present are either unaware of the victim's situation or unable to offer as ...
him in a
bog.
At dinner, Helen's parents are adamant that Helen washes everyone's dishes. Luckily, her father falls asleep and Helen sneaks away as her mother snaps at him. On the toilet, Helen hears clattering noises, assuming she had called her mother's bluff but the clattering becomes louder and she hears footsteps inside the toilet. A thunderstorm appears in the ceiling and she smells rotting wood as a voice wails for vengeance. A skeleton's hand shoots out of the toilet and grabs Helen, making the toilet break off the hinges. In the kitchen, liquidated
peat
Peat (), also known as turf (), is an accumulation of partially decayed vegetation or organic matter. It is unique to natural areas called peatlands, bogs, mires, moors, or muskegs. The peatland ecosystem covers and is the most efficient ...
pours out of the taps and floods the room until it wakes Helen's father up. The Bogman skeleton introduces himself as Marg and accuses Helen's family of killing him. Helen frantically denies it as the skeleton pulls her towards the toilet. Her parents burst into the room as her brother Damien runs to his room for cover. Helen throws a comic to her father, who rolls it and strikes Marg, turning it into a
spear
A spear is a pole weapon consisting of a shaft, usually of wood, with a pointed head. The head may be simply the sharpened end of the shaft itself, as is the case with fire hardened spears, or it may be made of a more durable material fasten ...
. Marg disintegrates into dust and the thunder clouds disappear, leaving the messy kitchen and the wrecked toilet behind. It would take three weeks for the house to be cleaned and fixed, and the epilogue notes that Helen would do the most work. Meanwhile, Marg's disintegrated remains are gathered in a
bin bag
A bin bag, rubbish bag (British English), garbage bag, bin liner, trash bag (American English) or refuse sack is a disposable bag used to contain solid waste. Such bags are useful to line the insides of waste containers to prevent the insides ...
with peat and dumped in the local
landfill, but it is likely that Marg might return someday.
The Broken-Down Cottage
Augustus Filch hates: going to school, his parents, his friends (although the feeling was ironically mutual), and his boring life. Wanting a fresh start, he steals money from his mother's
purse and rides the bus into the countryside. After making his way through the creepy woods, he finds an old, abandoned
cottage named Dun' Inn and sneaks inside. Downstairs looked old and empty apart from a rocking chair by a working
fireplace
A fireplace or hearth is a structure made of brick, stone or metal designed to contain a fire. Fireplaces are used for the relaxing ambiance they create and for heating a room. Modern fireplaces vary in heat efficiency, depending on the design ...
. A boy is there and introduces himself as Arthur, who had run away from his home as well, many years ago. They share
biscuits and Augustus' stolen snacks and decide to
prank call
A prank call (also known as a crank call) is a telephone call intended by the caller as a practical joke played on the person answering. It is often a type of nuisance call. It can be illegal under certain circumstances.
Recordings of prank pho ...
.
They phone the police and claim that some armed burglars had broken in. Several officers with dogs arrive minutes later and find the two boys cackling and no burglars. The chief of police warns them of
crying wolf as he orders the rest of his team out. The next prank call victims are the ambulance service, who arrived minutes later, looking for a boy in shock. Augustus is lying on his back trying to hide his smirk as Arthur acts concerned, but then the two boys begin to laugh, and the ambulance team leave furious with a warning similar to the police chiefs, but Arthur had already grabbed the telephone to call the fire department. The firefighters also arrive and then leave furious, leaving the boys laughing until their sides hurt. After gaining their composure, Arthur and Augustus fall asleep in front of the fireplace.
The next day, the boys wake up feeling cold. Arthur suggests doing another prank call, but Augustus has lost interest, telephoning his parents to take him home instead. His parents arrive much later to see a burnt Dun' Inn surrounded by the local fire brigade, ambulances and the police. The chief of police explains there is a possibility the house burnt down approximately overnight, due to the open fireplace inside. Confused and concerned, Augustus' mother says her son was inside and wanted her and his father to collect him because he and a boy were traumatised from seeing ghosts; "Sounds like him," the chief of police mumbled to himself. Augustus' parents eventually enter Dun' Inn and find Augustus and the other boy unharmed and relaxed. Augustus' parents are relieved he and Arthur are fine, but Augustus' mother asks if they remembered what the ghosts looked like. The boys reply that the ghosts looked like them, then turn around and walk through the walls.
Guilt Ghost
An unnamed man goes to a bar and had a bar brawl with another customer. He
punch
Punch commonly refers to:
* Punch (combat), a strike made using the hand closed into a fist
* Punch (drink), a wide assortment of drinks, non-alcoholic or alcoholic, generally containing fruit or fruit juice
Punch may also refer to:
Places
* Pun ...
es the customer, who falls to their death, and runs away until he is far enough to not be recognised. He buys a house to start a new life and forget about the accident. One day, he hears a voice whispering about the customer's death. The man shushes it. It is the voice of a tiny ghost behind his ear, which whispers that it will not disappear until the man confesses. When the police appear at the front door to ask questions about the bar death, the ghost gives snide commentary as the officer shows off the victim's photograph. The man denies he ever saw and/or met the customer. The ghost grows to the size of a
parrot
Parrots, also known as psittacines (), are birds of the roughly 398 species in 92 genera comprising the order Psittaciformes (), found mostly in tropical and subtropical regions. The order is subdivided into three superfamilies: the Psittacoide ...
and sits on the man's shoulder.
The man struggles to sleep as the parrot-sized ghost never moves from his shoulder and continues to remind him about his lies. The police officer returns with the
scarf
A scarf, plural ''scarves'', is a piece of fabric worn around the neck or head for warmth, sun protection, cleanliness, fashion, religious reasons, or used to show the support for a sports club or team. They can be made in a variety of differ ...
the man had worn on the night of the bar brawl. Despite the officer pointing out the
DNA all over it, the man denies being at the bar and/or being involved with any altercations. The parrot-sized ghost jumps off his shoulder and turns into a talking
alligator
An alligator is a large reptile in the Crocodilia order in the genus ''Alligator'' of the family Alligatoridae. The two extant species are the American alligator (''A. mississippiensis'') and the Chinese alligator (''A. sinensis''). Additiona ...
. This version of the ghost never leaves the man's side and never shuts up: it purposely circles the man's feet when he walks to trip him up and the man loses any chance at friendships because he is stubborn and rude (
ironically towards the alligator they cannot see) to them.
The police officer returns to the house with another officer. The man is drowsy and irritable, with a face full of stubble, exhausted from the alligator ghost's week-long monologuing. The officers have actually come to arrest him because the
autopsy and
forensic
Forensic science, also known as criminalistics, is the application of science to criminal and civil laws, mainly—on the criminal side—during criminal investigation, as governed by the legal standards of admissible evidence and criminal p ...
evidence finds him the culprit but the man still denies he was involved with the bar patron's death. The alligator rolls itself into the corner of the room and begins to shapeshift again, growing a pinkish texture, turning into a man, and claims he is the actual killer; he is arrested and escorted out of the house. The man is confused but delighted his ghost took the blame. He walks into his kitchen to take out beer to celebrate but his hand slides through the handle of the
fridge, discovering he has switched places with his guilt ghost.
A Lesson From History
Elisa joins the
queue __NOTOC__
Queue () may refer to:
* Queue area, or queue, a line or area where people wait for goods or services
Arts, entertainment, and media
*''ACM Queue'', a computer magazine
* ''The Queue'' (Sorokin novel), a 1983 novel by Russian author ...
outside a school hall where her history exam is due to take place within minutes. She hates history lessons and has no motivation to prepare for any tests so she stands worried next to the rest of the students, who are firing miscellaneous questions at each other about a variety of history topics. Miss Panine de Burm the monitoring teacher allows the girls inside and everyone sits at their assigned desks. When the exam begins, Elisa is the only student not writing and begins to fidget with her pen until she has ink all over her tongue. She hears a voice call her name but everyone is distracted with their papers. Elisa assumes she imagined the voice until the ghost of a little girl wearing a
pinafore
A pinafore (colloquially a pinny in British English) is a sleeveless garment worn as an apron.
Pinafores may be worn as a decorative garment and as a protective apron. A related term is ''pinafore dress'' (known as a ''jumper'' in Ameri ...
approaches her. The ghost girl is named Penny and explains she went to the school 100 years ago but died when the school caught fire during her History exam. History exams during this time of year is a school tradition so she has returned to haunt it ever since. Miss de Burm marches through the aisles to confront Elisa for talking. As she warns her, Penny dances around and does loud, distracting things, showing that only Elisa can see her.
Elisa realises she has no need to worry about her exam now that someone who had haunted the school for a century was talking to her. Penny agrees to do the exam, picks up the pen and starts answering the questions as Elisa relaxes in her chair. After the writing is finished, the ghost girl says goodbye and walks out the hall through the
fire exit door. On Results Day, the history class stands by a bulletin board poster full of everyone's grades, ordered from best to worst by percentage. Rachel, best friend and the student Elisa envied the most, is expectantly at the top of the list with 98% whereas Elisa is shocked to discover she is at the bottom with 0%. The last paragraph of the story points out Elisa hadn't bothered to ask if Penny had paid attention to the world around her during her haunting, or whether she had been a studiously diligent student when she was alive.
The Ghost of Christmas Turkeys Past
Jack loves eating
turkey
Turkey ( tr, Türkiye ), officially the Republic of Türkiye ( tr, Türkiye Cumhuriyeti, links=no ), is a transcontinental country located mainly on the Anatolian Peninsula in Western Asia, with a small portion on the Balkan Peninsula in ...
for every meal. His parents loathe the lack of variety but Jack can detect whenever his mother attempts to sneak different but similar-looking meat into her shopping basket. Jack enjoys turkey enough to go on holidays to
Greece
Greece,, or , romanized: ', officially the Hellenic Republic, is a country in Southeast Europe. It is situated on the southern tip of the Balkans, and is located at the crossroads of Europe, Asia, and Africa. Greece shares land borders ...
to see the world's best turkeys. Determined to end his son's turkey obsession for good, on
Christmas Eve, Jack's father climbs the roof of a neighbour's house and waits for
Father Christmas
Father Christmas is the traditional English name for the personification of Christmas. Although now known as a Christmas gift-bringer, and typically considered to be synonymous with Santa Claus, he was originally part of a much older and unrela ...
. Eventually, Father Christmas arrives on his sleigh, crashing into the roof at the shock of seeing a man sitting on it. Jack's father interrupts the magical old man's rant to explain why he caused the distraction. Father Christmas is disappointed because he loves turkey as much as Jack but reluctantly uses his Christmas magic.
Jack wakes up to see a one-legged talking chicken in his bedroom. It introduces itself as the Ghost of Christmas Turkeys Past and flies Jack to an empty field. It shows Jack a retirement home for unused turkeys, showing elderly anthropomorphic turkeys looking exhausted and miserable. It points out how turkey is wasted throughout holiday seasons and then neglected when it does not live up to expectations, adding that it caused his leg to disappear. Jack points out that he still loves eating turkey as turkey bones rain over him for 20 minutes. Another turkey appears, dressed as an army general: The Ghost of Christmas Turkeys Present. It takes Jack to a
broiler
A broiler is any chicken (''Gallus gallus domesticus'') that is bred and raised specifically for meat production. Most commercial broilers reach slaughter weight between four and six weeks of age, although slower growing breeds reach slaught ...
room full of turkeys and explains how abusive and terrifying the
poultry farming industry is for its species, especially during December. Jack begins to feel unwell from watching the turkeys suffering but admits that he still likes turkey regardless. In walks a turkey the size of a human dressed similarly to a
hippie who takes Jack's hand and flies up to the outer atmosphere. Jack feels more queasy as the turkey circles the Earth a few times and lands in front of a house. The turkey explains that they have
time-travel
Time travel is the concept of movement between certain points in time, analogous to movement between different points in space by an object or a person, typically with the use of a hypothetical device known as a time machine. Time travel is a ...
led 100 years into the future, to 2090. Jack looks through the window to see a family of anthropomorphic turkeys sitting down at a table for
Christmas dinner
Christmas dinner is a meal traditionally eaten at Christmas. This meal can take place any time from the evening of Christmas Eve to the evening of Christmas Day itself. The meals are often particularly rich and substantial, in the tradition of ...
. The mother walks in with a lid-covered plate and places it in the middle of the table as the excited family look on. The lid is removed to reveal Jack's cooked corpse.
It is the morning of
Christmas Day
Christmas is an annual festival commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, observed primarily on December 25 as a religious and cultural celebration among billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, ...
when Jack wakes up screaming from his
nightmare. At the inevitable Christmas dinner, Jack barely eats. His father (looking notably smug) points out that he did not immediately reach for a piece of turkey. Jack gathers some of the surrounding vegetables as he says that he is not in the mood today. His father looks up to the ceiling and silently prays his thanks to Father Christmas.
Rogues Gallery: The Seven Most Wanted Ghosts in Britain
This story is a list of the seven most-wanted ghosts in Britain. In order:
#Old Hollow Legs (Case number 101X): Winner of the Greediest Ghost of
Greenwich
Greenwich ( , ,) is a town in south-east London, England, within the ceremonial county of Greater London. It is situated east-southeast of Charing Cross.
Greenwich is notable for its maritime history and for giving its name to the Greenwich ...
competition. He is a giant head on a pair of legs, who died ten years before due to unspecified reasons about a slice of chocolate fudge. He often steals from the living's fridges or waits under dinner tables to catch falling scraps;
#Transparent Tony (Case number 102X): Tony causes people to lie badly, especially children. He whispers into targets' ears and the target repeats what they heard;
#The Headless Coachman (Case number 103X): Similar to the
Headless Horseman, the
Coachman
A coachman is an employee who drives a coach or carriage, a horse-drawn vehicle designed for the conveyance of passengers. A coachman has also been called a coachee, coachy, whip, or hackman.
The coachman's first concern is to remain in full c ...
drives a
horse-drawn coach and causes
traffic jam
Traffic congestion is a condition in transport that is characterized by slower speeds, longer trip times, and increased vehicular queueing. Traffic congestion on urban road networks has increased substantially since the 1950s. When traffic de ...
s on the
M25;
#The Bermuda Triangle (Case number 104X): A secret organisation full of the ghosts of 700 South American gangsters based in the sea. They frequently steal
model boat
Ship models or model ships are scale models of ships. They can range in size from 1/6000 scale wargaming miniatures to large vessels capable of holding people.
Ship modeling is a craft as old as shipbuilding itself, stretching back to ancient ...
s and
remote control planes from unsuspecting children;
#Nostalgic Nora (Case number 105X): Nora
possesses the elderly, causing them to talk about trivial things about their childhood for long periods of time;
# The Immortal Remains of Henry Fink (Case number 106X): The smelly, disembowelled remains of Henry Fink, who was killed by an axe murderer in 1970, which scatter themselves around every house they haunt;
#Smudger (Case number 107X): The reason why eaten food stains clothes and smears against lips and cheeks.
Themes
Compared to the previous book in the series, the stories in ''Ghostly Tales for Ghastly Kids'' reflects the title consistently because ghosts appear as main characters, whether heroes or villains. They are frequently
poltergeists that can act the same as they would when alive or they have magical powers ("Rogues Gallery", "Guilt Ghost", "The Ghost of Christmas Turkeys Past", "Tag"), and vary from turkey ghosts, child ghosts, and
Judge A. Phantom
Esq, who punishes stealing children. The first story, "Grandmother's Footsteps", used the phrase ''
ghost story'' as
word play
Word play or wordplay (also: play-on-words) is a literary technique and a form of wit in which words used become the main subject of the work, primarily for the purpose of intended effect or amusement. Examples of word play include puns, pho ...
because the
plot twist
A plot twist is a literary technique that introduces a radical change in the direction or expected outcome of the plot in a work of fiction. When it happens near the end of a story, it is known as a twist or surprise ending. It may change the au ...
of the grandmother being dead all along changed the phrase's meaning to "story from a ghost"; "A Lesson From History" uses wordplay for ''
ghostwriter
A ghostwriter is hired to write literary or journalistic works, speeches, or other texts that are officially credited to another person as the author. Celebrities, executives, participants in timely news stories, and political leaders often ...
'' because a ghost wrote Elisa's exam. Meanwhile, "Guilt Ghost" and "The Broken-Down Cottage" end with the main character(s) discovering they had died. "The Big Sleep" is the only story not about or features ghosts.
There are also examples of
ethical
Ethics or moral philosophy is a branch of philosophy that "involves systematizing, defending, and recommending concepts of right and wrong behavior".''Internet Encyclopedia of Philosophy'' The field of ethics, along with aesthetics, concerns ma ...
arguments on
environmental issue
Environmental issues are effects of human activity on the biophysical environment, most often of which are harmful effects that cause environmental degradation. Environmental protection is the practice of protecting the natural environment on t ...
s: "An Elephant Never Forgets" uses the social class of the wealthy Crumpdump family to imply they have participated in
trophy hunting
Trophy hunting is a form of hunting for sport in which parts of the hunted wild animals are kept and displayed as trophies. The animal being targeted, known as the " game", is typically a mature male specimen from a popular species of collectab ...
occasionally, Mr Crumpdump boasting that he paid someone to kill a baby elephant for him, and his children leaving their present next to a rug made out of leopard skin in the hallway because they did not like the present, although they were prepared to have an entire elephant corpse. In "Burgers", Seamus' greed and desire to own the most successful restaurant in the world makes him
deforest the Amazonia. No character is portrayed as sympathetic.
"The Well", "A Lesson From History" and "Bogman" are stories about laziness: Elisa refuses to prepare for an exam in a lesson she loathes and then makes a ghost do the test for her, whereas "Bogman" and "The Well" are also about
procrastination
Procrastination is the action of unnecessarily and voluntarily delaying or postponing something despite knowing that there will be negative consequences for doing so. The word has originated from the Latin word ''procrastinatus'', which itself evo ...
. "Tag" is about
envy
Envy is an emotion which occurs when a person lacks another's quality, skill, achievement, or possession and either desires it or wishes that the other lacked it.
Aristotle defined envy as pain at the sight of another's good fortune, stirred b ...
, which leads to
kleptomania. "The Broken-Down Cottage" is the first story in the book series that is about the dangers of playing pranks, along with "Knock Down Ginger" and "The Gas Man Cometh" from ''
More Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids
''More Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids'' is a 2001 children's horror short-story collection from Scholastic UK by British author Jamie Rix and is the fourth book in the ''Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids'' book series. It was the first book to b ...
'', "Monty's Python" from ''
Nasty Little Beasts'', and "The Piranha Sisters" from ''
Blubbers and Sicksters''.
Television adaptation
Only six stories were not adapted for the cartoon programmes: "The Well", "School Dinners", "The Big Sleep", "Guilt Ghost", "The Ghost of Christmas Turkeys Past", and "Rogues Gallery". Out of these six, "The Big Sleep" and "Rogues Gallery" are a short story and a list, respectively. It has not been explained why the rest were not adapted, however.
With the rest, there have been changes in the adaptations. For example:
*"Burgers"' episode was renamed as "Burgerskip" (Series 1, Episode 8),
after the eponymous restaurant. Seamus was renamed as Oswald and dressed as a cowboy instead of a clown.
*"Tag" (Series 2, Episode 9)
changed the owner of the football kit from A. Phantom to Jim Spectre.
*"Bogman" (Series 4, Episode 5) changed the action of Helen throwing the comic book to her father to her brother Damien throwing the comic book to him instead. In the book, Damien had run to his bedroom to hide.
*"A Lesson From History" was adapted as the episode "The History Lesson" (Series 1, Episode 11).
The main character was renamed Elizabeth from Elisa, which can be the full version of "Elisa".
*"An Elephant Never Forgets" changed minor details:
** When Belinda wished the rain would stop, it is not mentioned that the family were going out to the shoe shop;
** The rug that the umbrella stand is placed next to is
tiger
The tiger (''Panthera tigris'') is the largest living cat species and a member of the genus ''Panthera''. It is most recognisable for its dark vertical stripes on orange fur with a white underside. An apex predator, it primarily preys on ...
skin instead of leopard;
** Percy wishes he was tall instead of twenty;
**The children's wishes that get them out of school and having a nighttime bath are not included;
** Mr and Mrs Crumpdump move out of their now-haunted mansion instead of divorcing.
** The ghost of the Elephant calf is seen with its parents in Africa.
Publication history
The original front cover was illustrated by Bobbie Spargo, who was also illustrator. Sue Heap illustrated the front cover in the 1995 edition, but Spargo's story illustrations were still included in the book (he only illustrated for "Rogues Gallery"). After the cartoon series aired on CITV, the covers were re-designed by Honeycomb Animation, the producers of the cartoon.
The book is said to have officially gone
out of print in 2010.
It was briefly available on Kindle in 2011, published by
Orion.
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