''Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'be'' is a 1960 West End musical comedy about

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low-life characters in the 1950s, including spivs, prostitutes, teddy-boys and corrupt policemen. The work is more of a

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with music than a conventional

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. The original play, by

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, who though born in Bristol lived his adult life in London, was intended to be a straight theatrical piece, but was supplemented with music and lyrics by

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, who also grew up in London's

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Production background

Norman initially wrote the piece as a play (with no music), but after

Joan Littlewood Joan Maud Littlewood (6 October 1914 – 20 September 2002) was an English theatre director who trained at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art, and is best known for her work in developing the Theatre Workshop. She has been called "The Mother of M ...

read it, she asked Bart to write the music and lyrics. It was first performed by

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, produced and directed by Littlewood in February 1959 at their home, the

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. It subsequently played at the

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in London's West End, starting on 11 February 1960. It ran for 886 performances. The cast featured

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, Ray Ausin,

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, Paddy Joyce, Edward Caddick,

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, Michael O'Brien, Rick Morgan, Louis Adams, Neville Munroe, Mary Davies, Mary Sheen, Barbara Cording, Donald Wilson, James Dark and Tamba Allen. It was a

comedy, and the dialogue is in the Cockney dialect with much

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and

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. Some audiences found it difficult to understand, and a list of more than a dozen phrases with standard English translations was supplied in the programme. The characters in the play were a selection of the low-life of London; a collection of gamblers, spivs, prostitutes,

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s and girls and some not-too-honest police. The memorable title song, "Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'be", was recorded by

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, albeit with heavily bowdlerised lyrics. An original cast recording was made, and was later re-released by

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(710032). Reviews were mixed. It was later noted that "A few reviewers praised the production on the whole but found the script too thin, while others found it entertaining but not as good as the company's previous productions." The play won the

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for Best Musical (1960)."From Cockney to mockney"
''Joan Littlewood's Theatre'', p. 195

Musical score

The original score and band parts for ''Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'be'' were lost sometime after its initial run. The only score which is now available comprises previously published song-copy versions of some of the musical numbers, along with handwritten material for the remaining songs. There are no band parts, and "Meatface" is not present in any form. Whilst the show was playing at the Garrick Theatre, record producer

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collected British film, television, singing and stage stars to release an all star recording of the show. Tony Osborne provided musical direction, with John Barry and His Orchestra providing backing on two songs with

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. The cast included the author

himself,

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, Sidney James,

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, Tony Tanner, and the Williams Singers. The finale with the entire company also had vocals with "several celebrities present at the session" (according to the liner notes), including

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, John Burgess, Pip Wedge, Jimmy Henney, Stella Tanner, and from the Garrick Theatre original cast, Miriam Karlin. The album was released in 1960 on the

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label (CLP 1358).

References

*Garrick Theatre Programme

External links

Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'Be on Ovrtur.com
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