"Down by the Lazy River" is a song written by
Alan and
Merrill Osmond
Merrill Davis Osmond (born April 30, 1953) is an American musician, singer, and occasional actor. He is best known for being the lead vocalist and bassist of the family music group The Osmonds and The Osmond Brothers, as well as an occasional s ...
and performed by
The Osmonds
The Osmonds were an American family music group who reached the height of their fame in the early to mid-1970s. The group had its best-known configurations as a quartet (billed as the Osmond Brothers) and a quintet (as the Osmonds). The group ...
, it was produced by Alan Osmond and
Michael Lloyd.
"Down By the Lazy River" was released on January 15, 1972 and appeared on the band's 1972 album, ''
Phase III''. It was certified Gold by the
RIAA on March 24, 1972. In 2021, the song was featured in the ''
South Park'' episode "
South ParQ Vaccination Special".
Chart performance
Weekly charts
It reached No. 4 on the
''Billboard'' Hot 100 on March 4, 1972, and spent two weeks at No. 3 on the ''
Cash Box'' Top 100.
It also reached No. 40 on the
UK Singles Chart
The UK Singles Chart (currently titled Official Singles Chart, with the upper section more commonly known as the Official UK Top 40) is compiled by the Official Charts Company (OCC), on behalf of the British record industry, listing the top-s ...
in 1972. The song reached No. 1 for two weeks in both the
Netherlands
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and
Canada
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.
Year-end charts
The song was ranked No. 36 on ''
Billboard'' magazine's Top ''
Hot 100'' songs of 1972. ''Cash Box'' had it at No. 30 for the year.
The song, like almost all of the Osmonds' discography, was largely left out of recurrent rotation as radio stations no longer play the record; of all of the Osmonds' songs, "Down by the Lazy River" fared the worst relative to its popularity at the time.
Certifications
Cover versions
# 1973 -
The Barron Knights, on the album ''Barron Knights''
# 1974 -
Society of Seven
The Society of Seven (SOS) is a musical group that performs a variety show of the same name. Based in Hawaii, it was formed in 1969 from the pop group known as the Fabulous Echoes, which originated in Hong Kong in the early 1960s. The group mainl ...
# 2002 - Montezuma's Revenge
# 2002 - Wonderboy, on the compilation album ''Right to Chews - Bubblegum Classics Revisited''
# 2007 - Rytterne Röj, a Swedish band
References
1971 songs
1972 singles
Songs about rivers
The Osmonds songs
RPM Top Singles number-one singles
MGM Records singles
Songs written by Alan Osmond
Songs written by Merrill Osmond
Songs written by Wayne Osmond
Song recordings produced by Michael Lloyd
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