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''Disasterpiece Theatre'' was a comedy television program that aired in the early 1980s on
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, owned by Mexican media company
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, which broadcasts in English across the border to neighboring
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. The show's title is both a play on the long-running PBS anthology program ''
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'' and a reference to the low-budget, campy science fiction and horror films that were lampooned each week. At the time of ''Disasterpiece Theatres run, XETV was an independent station; today it serves as the Tijuana affiliate of Canal 5.


Summary

The premise of the show was simple: show the
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and make fun of them. Among the films shown were '' Shriek of the Mutilated'', ''Monster on Campus'', '' The Thing That Couldn't Die'', ''
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'', ''Born to Speed'', ''Big Boy Rides Again'', ''First Spaceship on Venus'', and ''Curse of the Undead.'' Comments would be written as subtitles during the movie; for example, in ''Track of the Moonbeast'' a character says, "I'm somewhat of an...(laughs) an adventurer," and the word "IDIOT" appeared on screen during the pause in the middle of the sentence. Sometimes music would be added and, in some cases, redubbing by the writers would occur. On a showing of ''First Spaceship on Venus'', the soundtrack was replaced by the writers' voices arguing about which television show they are going to watch, similar to the overdubbing idea in ''
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'' Jay Curtis hosted the show as Sal U. Lloyd, a play on the word
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. Bruce Mueller played "The Other Guy" and would often dress up as The Mummy, A Lion Tamer, and the Network Producer. Curtis and Mueller wrote and produced the show. Fred Stern was a constant contributor and served as the show's musical director. Stern chose popular music that was added to scenes for comic punctuation. As an example, during the film ''Beginning of the End'', giant grasshoppers are attacking Chicago, scientists decide to use the grasshopper
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to lure the creatures into Lake Michigan, but instead of the mating call coming from a boat loudspeaker, the audience hears "At the Hop" by Danny and the Juniors and the monsters hop in and drown. San Diego radio announcer Gary Cocker appeared on the show many times. Guests included
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,
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, and
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. The show was done so cheaply, the producers would tape over the same reels, thus erasing the previous episode. In the show, Curtis and Mueller's microphone cords are easily visible, but it is the poor production quality that makes the show more humorous. Sal U. Lloyd was portrayed as a big loser who hates his job. In one episode, he explains his position: "I'm sick of television... I wanna be a rock and roll star. I wanna make some money." He is often seen receiving some kind of brain damage after showing a movie. Several times, Lloyd has a run-in with the network producer, George Mucas (obviously a parody of
George Lucas George Walton Lucas Jr. (born May 14, 1944) is an American filmmaker. Lucas is best known for creating the ''Star Wars'' and ''Indiana Jones'' franchises and founding Lucasfilm, LucasArts, Industrial Light & Magic and THX. He served as chairm ...
), who hates the show. In reality, Curtis had a strong rivalry with the actual network producer of XETV, who eventually cancelled the show.


After cancellation

In 2009, the creators of ''Disasterpiece Theatre'' created a
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page posting archival footage of the show. Jay Curtis died on January 25, 2018, at the age of 67.Jay Curtis, Longtime Brand Manager at CBS, Dies at 67 – The Hollywood Reporter
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See also

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Canned Film Festival The ''Canned Film Festival'' is a comedy-based motion picture television series that was nationally Broadcast syndication, syndicated during the late night television, late night hours in the United States for a single season in the summer of 198 ...
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Svengoolie ''Svengoolie'' is an American hosted horror movie television program. The show features horror and science fiction films and is hosted by the eponymous character Svengoolie, who was originally played by Jerry G. Bishop from 1970 to 1973, before ...
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 ''Mystery Science Theater 3000'' (abbreviated as ''MST3K'') is an American science fiction comedy film review television series created by Joel Hodgson. The show premiered on KTMA-TV (now WUCW) in Minneapolis, Minnesota, on November 24, 1988. ...
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1980s Mexican television series 1980 Mexican television series debuts 1980 Mexican television series endings Local motion picture television series 1980 American television series debuts 1980 American television series endings