''Derek and Clive Get the Horn'' is a 1979 British documentary

comedy film A comedy film is a category of film which emphasizes humor. These films are designed to make the audience laugh through amusement. Films in this style traditionally have a happy ending (black comedy being an exception). Comedy is one of the ol ...

that chronicles the recording of

Peter Cook Peter Edward Cook (17 November 1937 – 9 January 1995) was an English actor, comedian, satirist, playwright and screenwriter. He was the leading figure of the British satire boom of the 1960s, and he was associated with the anti-establishme ...

and Dudley Moore's 1978 comedy album ''

Derek and Clive Ad Nauseam Derek is a masculine given name. It is the English language short form of ''Diederik'', the Low Franconian form of the name Theodoric. Theodoric is an old Germanic name with an original meaning of "people-ruler". Common variants of the name are ...

'', their third and final outing featuring their controversial alter-egos

Derek and Clive Derek and Clive was a double act of comedic characters created by Dudley Moore (Derek) and Peter Cook (Clive) in the 1970s. The performances were captured on the records '' Derek and Clive (Live)'' (1976), '' Derek and Clive Come Again'' (1977), ...

, two foul-mouthed lavatory attendants who banter at length about their surreal day-to-day existences. The footage was shot in early September 1978. The film was the feature film directorial debut of

Russell Mulcahy Russell Mulcahy ( ; born 23 June 1953) is an Australian film director. Mulcahy's work is recognisable by the use of fast cuts, tracking shots and use of glowing lights, neo-noir lighting, windblown drapery, and fans. He directed music videos i ...

, who would go on to direct '' Highlander''.

Cast

Clive Clive is a name. People and fictional characters with the name include: People Given name * Clive Allen (born 1961), English football player * Clive Anderson (born 1952), British television, radio presenter, comedy writer and former barrister * ...

Dudley Moore Dudley Stuart John Moore CBE (19 April 193527 March 2002) was an English actor, comedian, musician and composer. Moore first came to prominence in the UK as a leading figure in the British satire boom of the 1960s. He was one of the four writ ...

Derek Derek is a masculine given name. It is the English language short form of '' Diederik'', the Low Franconian form of the name Theodoric. Theodoric is an old Germanic name with an original meaning of "people-ruler". Common variants of the name ar ...

Judy Huxtable Judy Huxtable (born 4 July 1942) is a British actress. Early life and career Born in Surrey, England, to wealthy parents, Huxtable was initially a society débutante and then became a fashionable figure in 1960s "swinging London" and, as a mode ...

as Judy Cook * Nicola Austine as Lady who came in and took her clothes off *

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as Man with a beard

Release

The film was intended for a theatrical release, but in October 1980, the

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rejected it outright on the grounds of its sustained and excessive use of very strong language (the uses of "

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" and "

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"), and

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. Cook instead chose to release the film

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, a format that was at the time unregulated, but this plan also ran into trouble when several hundred copies were impounded by "God's copper"

James Anderton Sir Cyril James Anderton (24 May 1932 – 5 May 2022) was a British police officer who served as chief constable of Greater Manchester from 1976 to 1991. Early life and career Born and brought up in a coal mining family in Wigan, Lancashire, ...

of the

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, sending the small company behind the release spiraling into bankruptcy. ''Derek and Clive Get the Horn'' was finally granted an uncut 18 certificate in 1993 and was released as a sell-through video by

PolyGram PolyGram N.V. was a multinational entertainment company and major music record label formerly based in the Netherlands. It was founded in 1962 as the Grammophon-Philips Group by Dutch corporation Philips and German corporation Siemens, to be a ...

References

External links

* * {{DEFAULTSORT:Derek And Clive Get The Horn 1979 films 1979 comedy films 1979 documentary films British comedy films British documentary films 1970s English-language films Films directed by Russell Mulcahy Direct-to-video documentary films Documentary films about comedy and comedians Films shot in London Universal Pictures films 1979 directorial debut films 1970s British films