"D.I.V.O.R.C.E." is a 1975 UK number-one single by Scottish folk singer and

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Billy Connolly Sir William Connolly (born 24 November 1942) is a Scottish actor, retired comedian, artist, writer, musician, and presenter. He is sometimes known, especially in his homeland, by the Scots nickname the Big Yin ("the Big One"). Known for his ...

. A comedy song, it reached No. 1 for one week in November 1975, and was one of the few songs of its genre to reach this milestone. The song is a cover of Sheb Wooley's

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of the

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song "

D-I-V-O-R-C-E "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" is a song written by Bobby Braddock and Curly Putman, and recorded by American country music artist Tammy Wynette. It was released in May 1968 as the first single and title track from the album ''D-I-V-O-R-C-E''. Wynette's versi ...

", and Connolly's version to date has been his only No. 1 UK single, though in the late 1970s he had a further two UK hits which parodied contemporary songs. He later dropped musical performances from his act. "D.I.V.O.R.C.E." has a similar theme to Wynette's original in that the events in the song lead to a couple divorcing, however in the parody, the words are spelled out to withhold the truth from a dog rather than a child as in Wynette's version, and the divorce is sparked by a riotous visit to a

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that results in the husband being bitten by both the dog and his wife. Some versions of the song, such as the live performance included on the album ''Get Right Intae Him!'' which was released as the single, are censored, with the letters " f'ing c" being

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1975 singles 1975 songs Billy Connolly Novelty songs Polydor Records singles Songs about dogs Songs about marriage UK Singles Chart number-one singles Songs about divorce {{1970s-pop-song-stub