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, released as the first ever commercial retail single from the act. Though released a month prior, the song is not featured on the debut album ''

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''. It is the first song of theirs to be released that is not from a soundtrack or a remix. The single was made available for pre-order September 24, 2007 with the actual release on October 2, 2007.

Overview

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. The song runs down a

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artists the narrator has "fucked" including

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and the cast of ''

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'', which have led him to having a permanent erection. On December 6, 2007, Maynard James Keenan posted an update on the official Puscifer website mentioning that "Cuntry Boner" had appeared at the number 10 position on the ''

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chart, as well as a number 1 ranking on the ''Billboard''

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chart. As of May 2008, "Cuntry Boner" had been on the Hot 100 Singles Sales chart (which measures the popularity of music by sales of CD singles) for 23 weeks, peaking as high as number 6. A video of a live performance of "Cuntry Boner" is available on

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, and another at the printing office where the cover of the "Cuntry Boner" single was made. Two remixed versions of "Cuntry Boner"—the Dirty Robot Mix and the Disco Viagra Mix—appeared on Puscifer's 2008

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, '' "V" Is for Viagra. The Remixes''.

Track listing

# "Cuntry Boner" (Evil

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Mix) (Chris George, T. Morello) – 3:56 # "World Up My Ass" (

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Mix) ( K. Morris, R. Dowding) – 2:39

Chart positions

References

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