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Cockney Wanker is a character created by Graham Dury and Simon Thorpe10 funniest Londoners
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in '' Viz'' based on a
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. Wanker speaks in
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(often slang invented by the writers) and spends his days drinking and selling stolen or unworkable goods to passers-by from an
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market stall. Another of Wanker's specialities is trading used cars. Playing upon the stereotype of the indigenous population of
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being fantasists, Wanker often buys a car, sells it back to the same person, for the same amount of money, then declares the transaction to have been "A nice little earner!" He wears cheap
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jewellery or
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and 'Laahndan' gangster dark glasses, and is often seen smoking a
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. He is a wife-beater and lifelong
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who complains about " Sooties", yet respects
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. He is established as a
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, especially supportive of
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, spouting
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such as "Ninety Free she is. Ninety Free. Wahn the bladdy war for us she did!" Wanker's appearance is based on a combination of a stereotypical London taxi driver and Mike Reid's character
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from ''
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''. Maconie, Stuart. "Pies and Prejudice: In search of the North". Random House, 2008. p. 23. His characterisation also draws elements from
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's "
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" in ''
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''. Other characters in the strip closely resemble ''EastEnders'' characters, e.g. Shirl, his long suffering and battered wife (
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) and Lou, Shirl's fearsome old-school East End mother (
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).


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*Donald, Chris. ''Rude Kids: The Unfeasible Story of Viz''. HarperCollins, 2004. *Trilling, Daniel. ''Bloody Nasty People: The Rise of Britain's Far Right''. Verso Books, 2012. Viz characters Fictional people from London Fictional con artists Culture in London {{UK-comics-stub