"Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis" is a song written and performed by

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, released on his 1978 album '' Blue Valentine''.''Blue Valentine'' track listing
– Tom Waits Official Website – accessed May 31, 2010

Lyrics

"Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis" has been described as a "

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first-person sketch". The song's lyrics narrate a letter written by a prostitute to a man named Charlie. She reveals that she is pregnant, says she has quit alcohol and drugs, describes her current living circumstances (including her stable relationship with a new husband who promises to raise her arriving baby like he would his own son), and outlines the better choices she would make if she "still had all the money we used to spend on dope". At the song's conclusion, the author confesses to Charlie that she has been lying to him; she does not have a husband, is currently serving time in prison, and will be eligible for

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Personnel

– lead vocal, acoustic piano *Da Willie Gonga ( George Duke) – electric grand piano

Live performances

In the late 1970s, Waits often performed "Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis" as a medley with "

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."Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis" lyrics
– Tom Waits Library – accessed October 7, 2016 For a performance in New York on November 21, 1985, Waits introduced the song with the following anecdote:

Reception

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, writing for

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, described "Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis" as " e of Tom Waits' most beloved songs from one of his more obscure albums... The song showcases Waits playing a barroom piano melody, weaving words together -- in essence, doing what he does best in one long, bittersweet song."

Cover versions

"Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis" has been covered by a number of notable bands and artists, including Interzone in 1981,

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in 1995 for '' Step Right Up: The Songs of Tom Waits'',

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in 2000,

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in 2000,

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in 2001, and

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in 2005. Neko Case's cover version, featured on the Tom Waits

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'' New Coat of Paint'' (2002), received critical praise. Denise Sullivan, writing for

, wrote that "her fragile but tough delivery, accompanied by "church" organ gave the song a whole new kitschy, "

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" dimension."

References

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