''Bloodbath at the House of Death'' is a 1984 British

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film directed by Ray Cameron and starring the comedian

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and featuring

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. It is an over-the-top spoof loosely inspired by ''

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'' and other horror films from the same period.

Plot

The film opens in 1975 at a place called Headstone Manor, which is being used as a "businessman's weekend retreat and girls' summer camp". A few minutes into the film, a group of

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s enter the house and kill 18 of its occupants. In 1983, Doctor Lukas Mandeville (

) and Doctor Barbara Coyle (

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) are sent to investigate

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readings in the area that have been traced to Headstone Manor, now known by locals as the House of Death. Along with several other scientists, Mandeville and Coyle set up their equipment in the house, while the Sinister Man (

), a 700-year-old Satanic priest, prepares a rite in the nearby woods to purge the house of its unwanted guests. During this time, Mandeville reveals that he was once a successful

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named Ludwig Manheim, who was reduced to "smart-arse

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research crap" after a humiliation in the past. Coyle also encounters a

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, and the two engage in

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. Several satanic clones of Mandeville, Coyle and the other scientists enter the house, and begin killing off the originals and taking their place. When Coyle is about to be killed, she is abducted by the poltergeist but also cloned. The satanic monks then take off in a spaceship, revealing that these monks are

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using the house for their activities on Earth. The film ends with the spaceship soaring into the skies.

Cast

as Dr. Lukas Mandeville *

as Dr. Barbara Coyle *

as Sinister Man *

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as Elliot Broome *

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as Stephen Wilson *

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as John Harrison *

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as Sheila Finch *

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as Henry Noland *

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as Deborah Kedding *

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as The Blind Man *

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as Barmaid * David Lodge as Inspector Goule *

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as Attractive Girl * Tim Barrett as Doctor *

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as Police Inspector *

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as Nurse *

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as Man at bar

Production

''Bloodbath at the House of Death'' was written by Ray Cameron and Barry Cryer, who had previously co-written the 1978 to 1981 Thames Television comedy series ''

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''. Laurence Myers agreed to produce the film when the makers almost lost their financing. The film was shot entirely on location at the town of

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(the son of director Ray Cameron) reveals in his autobiography that he was the voice of E.T. Myers recalls that the film did not make sense; he screened the film for censor

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, who enjoyed the film, but believed that the reels were played in the wrong order.

Release

The film was released in the

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. It was produced in the aftermath of Kenny Everett's outburst at the Young Conservatives conference in which he called for the bombing of Russia; as a result, the media frequently referenced the film in negative context in relation to the outburst during the production, and film critics reviewed the film harshly. Film critic Martyn Auty wrote: "Presumably intended as high camp; looks like low-grade ''Carry On''." It was given an 18 certificate in the United Kingdom. The film was released on

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in the United Kingdom in July 2008, with a re-rating to a 15 certificate.Bloodbath at the House of Death (1983) – Britmovie – British Film Forum
A novelization of the film was also published, which named Marcel Wave (one of Kenny Everett's TV characters) as the resident who underwent

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References

External links

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