''Beverly Hills Vamp'' is a 1989 direct to video
comedy horror
Comedy horror, also known as horror comedy, is a literary genre, literary, television genre, television, and film genre that combines elements of comedy and horror fiction. Comedy horror has been described as able to be categorized under three ty ...
film directed by
Fred Olen Ray
Fred Olen Ray (born September 10, 1954) is an American film producer, director, and screenwriter of more than 200 low-to-medium-budget feature films in many genres, including Horror film, horror, science fiction, action film, action/adventure f ...
and starring
Eddie Deezen
Edward Harry Deezen (born March 6, 1957) is an American actor and comedian, best known for his roles as "nerd" characters in films including '' Grease'', ''Grease 2'', '' Midnight Madness'', ''I Wanna Hold Your Hand'', ''1941'', and ''WarGames''. ...
and
Britt Ekland
Britt Ekland (; born Britt-Marie Eklund; 6 October 1942) is a Swedish actress, model and singer. She appeared in numerous films in her heyday throughout the 1960s and 1970s, including roles in '' The Double Man'' (1967), ''The Night They Raided ...
.
Plot summary
Three nerds, Kyle (
Eddie Deezen
Edward Harry Deezen (born March 6, 1957) is an American actor and comedian, best known for his roles as "nerd" characters in films including '' Grease'', ''Grease 2'', '' Midnight Madness'', ''I Wanna Hold Your Hand'', ''1941'', and ''WarGames''. ...
), Brock (
Tim Conway Jr.
''The Tim Conway Jr. Show'' is a weeknight talk radio program, currently web streaming and broadcasting throughout the Los Angeles County and Orange County, California metropolitan areas at KFI AM 640. The show runs from 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. Pacific ...
) & Russell (Tom Shell), want to make a movie, so they take their script to Brock's uncle Aaron Pendleton (Jay Richardson), a "famous"
movie director
A film director controls a film's artistic and dramatic aspects and visualizes the screenplay (or script) while guiding the film crew and actors in the fulfilment of that vision. The director has a key role in choosing the cast members, pr ...
in
Hollywood
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* Hollywood, Los Angeles, a neighborhood in California
* Hollywood, a metonym for the cinema of the United States
Hollywood may also refer to:
Places United States
* Hollywood District (disambiguation)
* Hollywood, ...
. While Uncle Aaron is reading the script, the boys do a little sightseeing. First stop is a call girl service in
Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills is a city located in Los Angeles County, California. A notable and historic suburb of Greater Los Angeles, it is in a wealthy area immediately southwest of the Hollywood Hills, approximately northwest of downtown Los Angeles. Bev ...
where they meet Madame Cassandra (
Britt Ekland
Britt Ekland (; born Britt-Marie Eklund; 6 October 1942) is a Swedish actress, model and singer. She appeared in numerous films in her heyday throughout the 1960s and 1970s, including roles in '' The Double Man'' (1967), ''The Night They Raided ...
) and her girls; Jessica (Debra Lamb), Claudia (
Jillian Kesner
Jillian Kesner-Graver (August 9, 1949 – December 5, 2007), credited onscreen as Jillian Kesner, was an American actress and historian who worked with her husband, Gary Graver, to preserve the work and legacy of director Orson Welles. She was b ...
) and Kristina (
Michelle Bauer
Michelle Bauer (born October 1, 1958) is an American actress, model, and scream queen.
Early life
Bauer was born and raised in Simi Valley, California.
Career
Bauer was ''Penthouse'' magazine's Pet of the Month for July 1981 and also appeare ...
), all of whom are
vampire
A vampire is a mythical creature that subsists by feeding on the Vitalism, vital essence (generally in the form of blood) of the living. In European folklore, vampires are undead, undead creatures that often visited loved ones and caused mi ...
s. Kyle, trying to be faithful to his girlfriend Molly (
Brigitte Burdine), leaves the brothel. When neither Brock nor Russell return home that night, Kyle revisits the brothel only to find that no one remembers his friends. Kyle goes to the police, but they advise him to wait until his friends show up. Becoming worried, Kyle calls Molly who catches the next flight to Hollywood. While explaining the disappearance to Uncle Aaron, Brock shows up, looking pale and clammy and with two bites on his neck. Sure that they are dealing with vampires, they get advice (and props) from Father Ferraro (
Robert Quarry
Robert Walter Quarry (November 3, 1925 – February 20, 2009) was an American actor, known for several prominent horror film roles.
Life and career
Quarry was born in Santa Rosa, California, the son of Mable (née Shoemaker) and Paul Quarry ...
) and, one by one, Kyle destroys the vampires...except for Brock and Molly.
Cast
*
Eddie Deezen
Edward Harry Deezen (born March 6, 1957) is an American actor and comedian, best known for his roles as "nerd" characters in films including '' Grease'', ''Grease 2'', '' Midnight Madness'', ''I Wanna Hold Your Hand'', ''1941'', and ''WarGames''. ...
as Kyle Carpenter
*
Britt Ekland
Britt Ekland (; born Britt-Marie Eklund; 6 October 1942) is a Swedish actress, model and singer. She appeared in numerous films in her heyday throughout the 1960s and 1970s, including roles in '' The Double Man'' (1967), ''The Night They Raided ...
as Madame Cassandra
*Tom Shell as Russell
*
Tim Conway Jr.
''The Tim Conway Jr. Show'' is a weeknight talk radio program, currently web streaming and broadcasting throughout the Los Angeles County and Orange County, California metropolitan areas at KFI AM 640. The show runs from 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. Pacific ...
as Brock Pendleton
*
Michelle Bauer
Michelle Bauer (born October 1, 1958) is an American actress, model, and scream queen.
Early life
Bauer was born and raised in Simi Valley, California.
Career
Bauer was ''Penthouse'' magazine's Pet of the Month for July 1981 and also appeare ...
as Kristina
*
Jillian Kesner
Jillian Kesner-Graver (August 9, 1949 – December 5, 2007), credited onscreen as Jillian Kesner, was an American actress and historian who worked with her husband, Gary Graver, to preserve the work and legacy of director Orson Welles. She was b ...
as Claudia
*Debra Lamb as Jessica
*Jay Richardson as Aaron Pendleton
*
Brigitte Burdine as Molly
*
Robert Quarry
Robert Walter Quarry (November 3, 1925 – February 20, 2009) was an American actor, known for several prominent horror film roles.
Life and career
Quarry was born in Santa Rosa, California, the son of Mable (née Shoemaker) and Paul Quarry ...
as Father Ferraro
*Ralph Lucas as Balthazar
*Dawn Waldman as Cleaning Lady
Reception
A reviewer for ''
The Age
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'' gave ''Beverly Hills Vamp'' a mixed review, comparing Deezen to
Jerry Lewis
Jerry Lewis (born Joseph Levitch; March 16, 1926 – August 20, 2017) was an American comedian, actor, singer, filmmaker and humanitarian. As his contributions to comedy and charity made him a global figure in popular culture, pop culture ...
and remarking that the movie managed to be "entertaining in a schlocky sort of way". Jerry D. Metz Jr noted that the film did not adhere to typical slasher tropes, as Deezen's character chose to remain faithful to his girlfriend when he and his friends go to a brothel, as opposed to indulging.
Nick Prueher of the
Found Footage Festival
The Found Footage Festival is an American film festival and live comedy event and featuring unusual and humorous found footage clips and films.
History
Founded in 2004, the Festival originated in Wisconsin and Minnesota by Joe Pickett, Nick Prue ...
posted the trailer to the Festival's website, writing that Vidmark's trailers "were always better than the movie you were about to watch".
References
External links
*
Beverly Hills Vampon
Rotten Tomatoes
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{{Fred Olen Ray
Films directed by Fred Olen Ray
1980s comedy horror films
1988 films
Vampire comedy films
American comedy horror films
1988 comedy films
1980s English-language films
American vampire films
1980s American films