''Barry Welsh Is Coming'' is a

sketch show Sketch comedy comprises a series of short, amusing scenes or vignettes, called "sketches", commonly between one and ten minutes long, performed by a group of comic actors or comedians. The form developed and became popular in vaudeville, and i ...

produced by

Absolutely Productions Absolutely Productions is a television production company formed in 1988 by Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Pete Baikie, John Sparkes, and Gordon Kennedy, all of whom were the cast of British television comedy sketch show '' Absol ...

for

HTV Wales ITV Wales and West, previously known as Harlech Television (HTV), was an ITV franchise area in the United Kingdom until 31 December 2013, licensed to a broadcaster by the regulator Ofcom. There is no channel, past or present, named "ITV Wales ...

. The programme was first broadcast at 10:40 pm on Friday 6 September 1996 and originally ran for 6 series with some episodes later broadcast on the Paramount Comedy Channel. It was produced by

Pete Baikie Peter Baikie (born 1957) is a Scottish comedian and composer. He appeared in the British comedy sketch-show '' Absolutely'', composed the theme music and provided comedy songs for the show. He also created several musical comedy characters i ...

, and almost all the main characters were played by

John Sparkes John Sparkes (born 6 January 1954) is a Welsh actor and comedian. He portrayed Barry Welsh, presenter of the HTV Wales series '' Barry Welsh Is Coming''. He has also had major roles in ''Naked Video'', '' Absolutely'', ''Fireman Sam'', ''Shau ...

, who also played the inept presenter Barry Welsh. For the final series, the show was renamed ''Barry Welsh Is Going'' and consisted of three compilation specials. The series was replaced by ''

Jeff Global's Global Probe ''Jeff Global's Global Probe'' is a short-lived regional comedy sketch show first seen on ITV Wales in 2004. Shown exclusively in Wales, the show was intended as a follow-up to the popular '' Barry Welsh is Coming'', which had concluded in 2004 ...

'', which ended after six episodes. The TV series also featured cast members from the Channel 4 series '' Absolutely'', while some character elements from ''Absolutely'' were incorporated into the programme. Denzil and Gwynedd, two of the original ''Absolutely'' characters, briefly returned in ''Barry Welsh Is Coming'' for shorter sketches, now accompanied by their 21-year-old son, Codfyl. The show returned in 2007 in the form of three themed specials broadcast throughout the year, presented by Sparkes in the guise of Fishguard news reporter Hugh Pugh. The new episodes were produced in-house by

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Characters

Hugh Pugh

The most popular segment of the programme, Hugh Pugh is a news reporter from

Fishguard Fishguard ( cy, Abergwaun, meaning "Mouth of the River Gwaun") is a coastal town in Pembrokeshire, Wales, with a population of 3,419 in 2011; the community of Fishguard and Goodwick had a population of 5,407. Modern Fishguard consists of two p ...

with a strong aversion towards Barry Welsh.

A.R.S.

The Animal Rescue Squad (or A.R.S. – pronounced as "arse"), is a lampoon of ''

Animal Hospital ''Animal Hospital'' is a British television show starring Australian singer and TV presenter Rolf Harris that ran on BBC One from 1994 to 2004 and more recently starring Phil Dixon. The series featured animal welfare stories from many RSPCA hos ...

'' and other animal welfare shows. The series is set in and around

Cardiff Cardiff (; cy, Caerdydd ) is the capital and largest city of Wales. It forms a principal area, officially known as the City and County of Cardiff ( cy, Dinas a Sir Caerdydd, links=no), and the city is the eleventh-largest in the United Kingd ...

, and features the short-tempered Dave Daley (Kim Wall), Dave Sinclair (

), Dave Webster ( Gordon Kennedy) at A.R.S. Control (his mothers' home), and an unnamed cameraman (

) who is always bullied by Dave Daley when Daley is in a fit of rage. The A.R.S. tend to rescue mostly insects such as

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and

wasps A wasp is any insect of the narrow-waisted suborder Apocrita of the order Hymenoptera which is neither a bee nor an ant; this excludes the broad-waisted sawflies (Symphyta), which look somewhat like wasps, but are in a separate suborder. ...

rather than larger animals, though dogs have appeared in later sketches. The sketches are narrated by

Morwenna Banks Tamsin Morwenna Banks (born 20 September 1961) is a British comedy actress, writer and producer. She appeared in the Channel 4 comedy sketch show '' Absolutely'', and wrote, produced, and appeared in the British ensemble film ''The Announcemen ...

Mr. Ffff

A dirty old man who explains about his sex life with elements of

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from Frank Hovis. He frequently talks about masturbation and

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. He is often billed as "the oldest man in Wales". There was also a short sketch with Siadwel, previously performed on ''

Naked Video ''Naked Video'' is a BBC Scotland sketch show that was aired on BBC2 from 12 May 1986 to 18 November 1991. The show was created by Colin Gilbert who had previously created '' A Kick Up the Eighties'' and ''Naked Radio'' (the latter being a radi ...

''.

Geraint Pillock

An edited 1970s news film featuring

coracle A coracle is a small, rounded, lightweight boat of the sort traditionally used in Wales, and also in parts of the West Country and in Ireland, particularly the River Boyne, and in Scotland, particularly the River Spey. The word is also used of ...

enthusiast Denzil Davies, whose film has been doctored to appear as if "Geraint Pillock of

Colwyn Bay Colwyn Bay ( cy, Bae Colwyn) is a town, community and seaside resort in Conwy County Borough on the north coast of Wales overlooking the Irish Sea. It lies within the historic county of Denbighshire. Eight neighbouring communities are incorpo ...

" (as Barry Welsh names him) is trying bizarre feats in a coracle. The various challenges are attempted "mainly because it's a challenge, a challenge for me and a challenge for the coracle". The various challenges that Geraint attempts include crossing the

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, travelling at 740 miles per hour, conquering the glaciers of the North Pole, circling the M25 for a year, and going to Mars. In the 2007 special ''Barry Welsh Has An Election'', Geraint was elected as the Mayor of Fishguard.

Gwyn

An eccentric with a twitch (originally seen in ''Absolutely'') based on Frank Hovis, but without the toilet humour. Elements of Hovis' karaoke to Stoneybridge were recycled when Gwyn sang live to the studio audience.

Aneurin Anus

A mock gardening show with strong

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sexual humour Ribaldry or blue comedy is humorous entertainment that ranges from bordering on indelicacy to indecency. Blue comedy is also referred to as "bawdiness" or being "bawdy". Sex is presented in ribald material more for the purpose of poking fun at ...

. Aneurin is a stereotypical Welsh gardener who was originally censored because of the strong content of anal jokes relating to homosexuality, but he is included in the VHS release of ''Barry Welsh: The Second Coming''.

Kenny Twat

The former mayor of Fishguard. He was voted out in the 2007 Fishguard mayoral election (as seen in ''Barry Welsh Has An Election'') after 70 years in office.

One-off specials

There have been a number of special one-off episodes, all of them with a particular theme. *''Hugh Pugh Presents: The Fishguard Film Festival'' (27 March 2000) A special programme from the fictitious Fishguard Film Festival. This episode won a BAFTA Cymru award for Best Light Entertainment. *''St. David: Myth or Mister?'' (1 March 2001) A

St. David's Day Saint David's Day ( cy, Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant or ; ), or the Feast of Saint David, is the feast day of Saint David, the patron saint of Wales, and falls on 1 March, the date of Saint David's death in 589 AD. The feast has been regularly celebrat ...

special in which Barry Welsh searches for the truth behind the patron saint of Wales. *''Barry Welsh Stays Up for St. David'' (28 February 2003) Barry is joined by Gwyn, Mr. Ffff, Pete Baikie, and Beca Evans (''Pub Quiz'') for a "live" Hogmanay-style extravaganza as Wales counts down to midnight and the "Welshest day of the year", St. David's Day. *''The History of Wales according to Hugh Pugh'' (1 March 2004) The third St. David's Day special from the series, in which Hugh Pugh provides his own personal account of ten thousand years of Welsh history. This episode won the 2005 BAFTA Cymru award for Best Light Entertainment. *''Barry Welsh Has An Election'' (3 May 2007) As part of

's Welsh Assembly election coverage, Hugh Pugh presents coverage of the Fishguard mayoral election, in which Mayor of Fishguard Mr. Kenny Twat stood for election against rival candidates Barry Welsh and Geraint Pillock. *''Hugh Pugh Kicks Off'' (6 September 2007) The manic Fishguard reporter focuses on the build-up to the 2007

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. *''Hugh Pugh's Christmas Cracker'' (19 December 2007) A special Christmas episode looking back at the highlights from ten years of spoof news bulletins and reports from Fishguard reporter, Hugh Pugh.

External links

Archive website

References

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