''7 Days in Hell'' is a sports
mockumentary
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directed by
Jake Szymanski and written by
Murray Miller. The film premiered on July 11, 2015, on
HBO
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and July 8 on
HBO Now
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. The film was inspired by the
Isner–Mahut marathon men's singles match at the
2010 Wimbledon Championships.
Plot
The film is framed as a fictitious
HBO Sports
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documentary incorporating
BBC
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footage. It explores the backgrounds of the competitors Aaron Williams and Charles Poole, two professional tennis players who face off in what becomes the
longest match in history.
Aaron Williams is considered "The Bad Boy of Tennis." He is an American orphan who was found on the streets and adopted by
Richard Williams, who raised Aaron with his daughters,
Venus
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and
Serena. At the
1996 Wimbledon Men's Singles Final, his serve hits a line judge, who dies from a heart attack. Williams wins the match, pushes
Prince Edward at the post-match ceremony, then disappears.
Charles Poole is a British child prodigy, forced into a tennis career by his domineering mother, who threatens to disown him if he loses. On track to become the youngest professional tennis player in history, he appears on Caspian Wint's sports talk show hosted while only 15, telling Wint that he idolizes Williams.
Williams resurfaces in Sweden creating a male underwear line that is discontinued for causing infertility. Williams runs out of funds, descends into
pornography
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and an addiction to
PCP, and ends up in prison in Sweden.
Two weeks before the
2001 Wimbledon Championships starts, Poole is asked by a reporter if he is a better player than Williams, he says yes. This comment reaches Williams, who escapes prison and becomes a free man, according to Swedish law.
The All-England Chair Committee, led by the Duke of Kent, refuses to let Williams play. Committee member Edward Pudding, believing that Williams' participation will spike interest for the tournament, convinces the Committee to let the 128th-seeded Williams play the 2nd-seeded Poole.
The night before the match, Poole receives a call from
Queen Elizabeth II
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, who tells him to "win."
On the first day of the match, Poole wins the first set 6–0. Before the second set starts, a thunderstorm suspends play for the rest of the day.
On the second day, a revitalized Williams takes the second and third sets under the influence of
cocaine
Cocaine is a tropane alkaloid and central nervous system stimulant, derived primarily from the leaves of two South American coca plants, ''Erythroxylum coca'' and ''Erythroxylum novogranatense, E. novogranatense'', which are cultivated a ...
. That night, Poole gets another call from the Queen. She drunkenly shouts expletives and bribes him with a knighthood if he wins.
On the third day, neither Williams and Poole are willing to surrender the match. After eight hours of intense tennis, the match is suspended.
On the fourth day, a female
streaker runs onto the court. Williams tries to subdue her, but ends up having hours of sex with her, then has sex with a male streaker, then has a threesome when the female returns; the match is suspended on account of darkness.
Before the fifth day, Williams arranges a press conference to announce he has located his birth father, British singer
Engelbert Humperdinck. He claims he will dedicate his performance at Wimbledon to all Englishmen. After darkness again suspends the match, Poole is physically attacked in an elevator by the Queen.
Before the sixth day, Williams is hit by a truck, which is implied to be driven by Poole. Williams leaves the hospital and elects to play with one arm. In the 196th game, with Poole serving 98-97 and triple match point, illusionist
David Copperfield
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appears on Poole's shoulders. Copperfield later claims (with a wink) that he was supposed to appear on the
Statue of Liberty
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. Poole, distracted, fails to win the match in the sixth day.
Before the seventh day, Poole and Williams meet at a joint press conference. Williams reveals that a
sex tape
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of himself and Poole's ex-girlfriend Lily has been leaked, enraging Poole.
The two proceed to the court. Queen Elizabeth is in the royal box, and when the two players challenge each other to fight, she orders the judges to allow them to fight. Poole and Williams charge the net and kill each other after simultaneously hitting one another in the head with their rackets. The two are buried together in the same coffin. The documentary ends with video flashbacks of Poole and Williams praising each other.
Cast
Also appearing as themselves are
David Copperfield
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,
Chris Evert
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,
Filip Hammar,
Jim Lampley
James Lampley (born April 8, 1949) is an American sportscaster, news anchor, film producer, and restaurant owner. He is best known as a blow-by-blow announcer on ''HBO World Championship Boxing'' for 30 years. He covered a record 14 Olympic ...
,
John McEnroe
John Patrick McEnroe Jr. (born February 16, 1959) is an American former professional tennis player. He was ranked as the world No. 1 in men's List of ATP number 1 ranked singles players, singles by the Association of Tennis Professionals (ATP) ...
,
Soledad O’Brien, and
Serena Williams
Serena Jameka Williams (born September 26, 1981) is an American former professional tennis player. She was ranked as the List of WTA number 1 ranked singles tennis players, world No. 1 in women's singles by the Women's Tennis Association (WT ...
.
Broadcast
The American premiere on HBO on July 11, 2015, was watched by 579,000 viewers. In
Australia
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, the telemovie premiered on August 8, 2015, on
Showcase.
Critical reception
See also
*
Tour de Pharmacy
References
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