''3 Geezers!'' is a 2013 American

comedy film A comedy film is a category of film which emphasizes humor. These films are designed to make the audience laugh through amusement. Films in this style traditionally have a happy ending (black comedy being an exception). Comedy is one of the ol ...

directed by Michelle Schumacher and starring her husband

J. K. Simmons Jonathan Kimble Simmons (born January 9, 1955) is an American actor, considered one of the most prolific and well-established character actors of his generation. He has appeared in over 200 films and television roles since his debut in 1986. He ...

, alongside

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Breckin Meyer Breckin Erin Meyer (born May 7, 1974) is an American actor, musician, writer and producer, known for his roles in films such as ''Clueless'' (1995), ''Road Trip'' (2000), ''Rat Race'' (2001), and '' Garfield: The Movie'' (2004), he's also known f ...

Randy Couture Randall Duane Couture (; born June 22, 1963) is an American actor, former United States Army, U.S. Army sergeant, former mixed martial arts, mixed martial artist and former Collegiate wrestling, collegiate and Greco-Roman wrestling, Greco-Roman ...

and

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. It was the second collaboration between Allen and Couture, after both appeared in supporting roles in 2008’s ''

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''. It also marked the second collaboration between Allen and Simmons after appearing in 2010’s ''

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''.

Premise

Follow actor J Kimball as he researches what it's like to be old for a role in an upcoming movie. When he meets the residents at The Coconuts convalescent home, he quickly discovers that his perceptions of the elderly may be off from today's reality. After being on the wrong end of some pranks, J enlists the help of his Hollywood friends to turn the tides. Mayhem ensues.

Cast

as J Kimball *

as Victor *

as Tim *

as Scott * Lou Beatty Jr. as Bernard *

as Breckin *

as Randy *

Mike O'Malley Michael Edward O'Malley (born October 31, 1966) is an American actor, writer and producer. Born in Boston and raised in New Hampshire, O'Malley hosted the early 1990s children's game show '' Nickelodeon Guts'' before moving to Los Angeles later ...

as Mike *

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as Sam *

Kevin Pollak Kevin Elliot Pollak (born October 30, 1957) is an American actor, comedian, impressionist and podcast host. He has appeared in over 80 films; his roles include Sam Weinberg in Rob Reiner's legal film ''A Few Good Men'', Jacob Goldman in '' Grump ...

as Kevin *

Robin Bain Robin Bain (born February 12, 1980) is an American actress, writer and director. Career Early work Robin Bain is a graduate of the University of Southern California and holds a Bachelor of Arts degree in Theater from the USC School of Dramatic ...

as Kari *

Courtenay Taylor Courtenay Taylor is an American actress. She is best known for her video game voice roles as Jack in the ''Mass Effect'' series, Ada Wong in the ''Resident Evil'' series, and the female Sole Survivor in ''Fallout 4''. Career Taylor has been na ...

as Lisa *

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as Tiffany * Ruth Williamson as Art Instructor * Daniel Montgomery as Assistant Game Master

Reception

Critical reception for ''3 Geezers!'' has been overwhelmingly negative. On

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the film has a rating of 9 out of 100 based on 5 reviews, indicating “overwhelming dislike”. News outlets such as the ''

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'' and ''

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'' panned the film overall, with both reviewers criticizing the movie's humor as un-funny and the reviewer for the ''New York Times'' commented that "This film makes the dreadful TV show “Betty White's Off Their Rockers” seem sophisticated." ''

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'' echoed these sentiments, stating that "Barely managing to fill its brief running time despite its surfeit of smuttily vulgar gags, ''3 Geezers!'' proves a less than subtle argument for euthanasia." ''

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'' gave a slightly more positive review, remarking that the film's approach was "a creative one that makes the material easier to swallow, but it doesn't change the fact that this is basically a single joke on repeat for a stretched-out 80 minutes, and whether it's funny or well told is eventually beside the point."

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