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You Can't Fix Stupid
''You Can't Fix Stupid'' is an album by American comedian Ron White. It was released by Image Entertainment on February 7, 2006. The album peaked at number 1 on the ''Billboard'' Top Comedy Albums Comedy Albums is a ''Billboard'' chart that lists the "top-selling spoken word and musical comedy albums" each week, as ranked by sales data compiled by Nielsen SoundScan. The chart debuted as Top Comedy Albums in October 2004 (simultaneously with ... chart. Track listing #"Intro" – 0:52 #"Seeing Old Friends" – 0:18 #"Landscraper" – 1:40 #"Touring on the Bus" – 1:10 #"Cheesewheel" – 1:00 #"Michael Jackson" – 1:54 #"Petticoat Junction" – 1:16 #"Ft. Polk" – 1:03 #"The Globe" – 0:52 #"A Flipper" – 1:32 #"Bachelorette Party" – 4:08 #"Refill" – 0:46 #"You Can't Fix Stupid" – 2:21 #"Squirrel Man" – 12:28 #"Chocolate" – 1:16 #"Highway Delight" – 0:47 #"Mile High Club" – 1:07 #"Work Ethic" – 0:27 #"High School" – 1:14 #"Grandma in Texas" – 3:56 #"Cousin R ...
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Ron White
Ron White (born December 18, 1956) is an American stand-up comedian, actor and author, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Nicknamed "Tater Salad", he is the author of the book ''I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability'', which appeared on the ''New York Times'' best seller list. Biography White was born in Fritch, Texas on December 18, 1956. He joined the U.S. Navy at age 17 and served on the auxiliary rescue and salvage ship USS ''Conserver'' near the end of the Vietnam War. Before pursuing comedy professionally, White briefly lived in Mexico, where he bought a pottery factory. From January 2000 through March 2003, White toured with Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, and Larry the Cable Guy as part of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour – a show that sold out across the United States in over 90 cities and grossed over $15 million. He made seven guest appearances on ''Blue Collar TV''. In 2005, The WB Television Network aired the pilot ...
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Comedy
Comedy is a genre of fiction that consists of discourses or works intended to be humorous or amusing by inducing laughter, especially in theatre, film, stand-up comedy, television, radio, books, or any other entertainment medium. The term originated in ancient Greece: in Athenian democracy, the public opinion of voters was influenced by political satire performed by comic poets in theaters. The theatrical genre of Greek comedy can be described as a dramatic performance pitting two groups, ages, genders, or societies against each other in an amusing '' agon'' or conflict. Northrop Frye depicted these two opposing sides as a "Society of Youth" and a "Society of the Old". A revised view characterizes the essential agon of comedy as a struggle between a relatively powerless youth and the societal conventions posing obstacles to his hopes. In this struggle, the youth then becomes constrained by his lack of social authority, and is left with little choice but to resort to ruses w ...
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Image Entertainment
RLJ Entertainment (formerly Image Entertainment) is an American film production company and home video distributor, distributing film and television productions in North America, with approximately 3,200 exclusive DVD titles and approximately 340 exclusive CD titles in domestic release, and approximately 450 programs internationally via sublicense agreements. For many of its titles, Image has exclusive audio and broadcast rights as well as digital download rights to approximately 2,100 video programs and over 400 audio programs containing more than 6,000 tracks. The company is headquartered in Chatsworth, California. History Founded in 1981 as a public company known as Image Entertainment, Image began as a distributor of LaserDiscs, whose sound and picture quality surpassed that of VHS and Beta, the dominant tape formats of the time. Image successfully secured exclusive output deals with major studios such as Universal Studios, 20th Century Fox, Orion Pictures, and The Wal ...
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Drunk In Public
''Drunk in Public'' is the first CD released by American comedian Ron White. It was released on November 3, 2003 on the Hip-O Records label. The album has been certified gold by the RIAA. Track listing All tracks written by White. # "Sunglasses" - 2:05 # "Truth in Advertising" - 0:50 # "Plane Crash" - 3:00 # "Cincinnati Chili" - 1:38 # "Hurricane George" - 1:32 # "I Drink Too Much…" - 0:42 # "Ten Days in Los Angeles" - 2:56 # "Outlaw Video Games" - 2:28 # "Cousin Ray" - 3:17 # "Married a Wealthy Woman" - 3:54 # "Cheating in Columbus" - 3:13 # "Osama Bin Laden" - 1:50 # "Lug Nut Day" - 3:53 # "Car Salesman" - 1:48 # "They Call Me 'Tater Salad'" - 6:31 Charts Weekly charts Year-end charts Certifications References External links * ''Drunk in Public''at Allmusic AllMusic (previously known as All Music Guide and AMG) is an American online music database. It catalogs more than three million album entries and 30 million tracks, as well as information on musicians ...
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Behavioral Problems
''Behavioral Problems'' is an album and DVD by American comedian Ron White. The album was released by Capitol Records on April 21, 2009 and peaked at number 1 on the ''Billboard'' Top Comedy Albums Comedy Albums is a ''Billboard'' chart that lists the "top-selling spoken word and musical comedy albums" each week, as ranked by sales data compiled by Nielsen SoundScan. The chart debuted as Top Comedy Albums in October 2004 (simultaneously with ... chart. The DVD was also released on April 21, 2009, containing special features, deleted scenes and all completely uncensored and uncut. Track listing #"Intro" – 0:50 #"Oscillate" – 2:22 #"No Dogs Allowed" – 1:08 #"Don't Shake a Baby" – 2:15 #"Got in a Little Trouble" – 4:53 #"Lawyers and Dentists" – 10:29 #"Tater Tot Goes to Europe" – 4:35 #"Implants" – 1:02 #"It's a Busy Couch" – 0:57 #"The Town Stinks" – 3:03 #"I Love This Country" – 0:40 #"UFO Tour" – 1:04 #"To the Troops" – 1:33 #"Man Bag" – 1:31 #"Height ...
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Allmusic
AllMusic (previously known as All Music Guide and AMG) is an American online music database. It catalogs more than three million album entries and 30 million tracks, as well as information on musicians and bands. Initiated in 1991, the database was first made available on the Internet in 1994. AllMusic is owned by RhythmOne. History AllMusic was launched as ''All Music Guide'' by Michael Erlewine, a "compulsive archivist, noted astrologer, Buddhist scholar and musician". He became interested in using computers for his astrological work in the mid-1970s and founded a software company, Matrix, in 1977. In the early 1990s, as CDs replaced LPs as the dominant format for recorded music, Erlewine purchased what he thought was a CD of early recordings by Little Richard. After buying it he discovered it was a "flaccid latter-day rehash". Frustrated with the labeling, he researched using metadata to create a music guide. In 1990, in Big Rapids, Michigan, he founded ''All Music Guide' ...
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Billboard (magazine)
''Billboard'' (stylized as ''billboard'') is an American music and entertainment magazine published weekly by Penske Media Corporation. The magazine provides music charts, news, video, opinion, reviews, events, and style related to the music industry. Its music charts include the Hot 100, the 200, and the Global 200, tracking the most popular albums and songs in different genres of music. It also hosts events, owns a publishing firm, and operates several TV shows. ''Billboard'' was founded in 1894 by William Donaldson and James Hennegan as a trade publication for bill posters. Donaldson later acquired Hennegan's interest in 1900 for $500. In the early years of the 20th century, it covered the entertainment industry, such as circuses, fairs, and burlesque shows, and also created a mail service for travelling entertainers. ''Billboard'' began focusing more on the music industry as the jukebox, phonograph, and radio became commonplace. Many topics it covered were spun-off ...
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Top Comedy Albums
Comedy Albums is a ''Billboard'' chart that lists the "top-selling spoken word and musical comedy albums" each week, as ranked by sales data compiled by Nielsen SoundScan. The chart debuted as Top Comedy Albums in October 2004 (simultaneously with Top Rap Albums chart) when it was published for the first time exclusively in ''Billboard'''s websites. The first number-one album on the Top Comedy Albums chart was '' Lord, I Apologize'' by Larry the Cable Guy Daniel Lawrence Whitney (born February 17, 1963), known professionally by his persona Larry the Cable Guy, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, country music artist, and former radio personality. He was one of the members of the .... The most recent number-one is ''Inside: The Songs'', by Bo Burnham. As of issue dated December 24, 2022, it has topped the chart for 77 weeks, debuting at #1 on June 19, 2021. Its ''Billboard'' Year-End chart has been active since 2006. On May 16, 2014, ''Billboard'' publish ...
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2006 Albums
The following is a list of albums, EPs, and mixtapes released in 2006. These albums are (1) original, i.e. excluding reissues, remasters, and compilations of previously released recordings, and (2) notable, defined as having received significant coverage from reliable sources independent of the subject. For additional information about bands formed, reformed, disbanded, or on hiatus, for deaths of musicians, and for links to musical awards, see 2006 in music. First quarter January February March Second quarter April May June Third quarter July August September Fourth quarter October November December References {{DEFAULTSORT:2006 albums Albums 2006 File:2006 Events Collage V1.png, From top left, clockwise: The 2006 Winter Olympics open in Turin; Twitter is founded and launched by Jack Dorsey; The Nintendo Wii is released; Montenegro 2006 Montenegrin independence referendum, votes to declare ...
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Ron White Albums
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