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Here's Your Christmas Album
''Here's Your Christmas Album'' is a 1999 comedy album by comedian Bill Engvall. It contains original Christmas songs, some with vocals from Engvall and others by studio singers. It was re-released in 2005. Track listing #"Introduction" (0:26) #"I'm Getting Sued by Santa Claus" (3:37) #"Christmas in the Country Holiday" (3:19) #"Rudolph Got a DUI" (2:57) #"The Christmas Sign" (4:01) #"A Gift that She Doesn't Want" (4:02) #"Gift Emergency" (3:28) #"Fruitcake Makes Me Puke" (3:49) #"That's What Wrong with Christmas" (4:52) #"Here's Your Sign Christmas" (2:32) #"The Bike" (3:02) #"Fruitcake Makes Me Puke" (Rock Version) (3:44) Chart performance References {{Authority control 1999 Christmas albums Christmas albums by American artists Bill Engvall albums Warner Records albums 1990s comedy albums ...
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Bill Engvall
William Ray Engvall Jr. (born July 27, 1957) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. Engvall has released a number of stand-up comedy albums through Warner Records and the defunct BNA Records. His most commercially successful album is his 1996 debut ''Here's Your Sign'', certified platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. The album derives its name from Engvall's signature routine "here's your sign", wherein he offers "signs" to people whom he deems lacking in intellect. He has toured as a comedian both by himself and as a member of Blue Collar Comedy Tour, which included Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, and Ron White. Engvall's television roles include ''Delta'', ''The Jeff Foxworthy Show'', ''The Bill Engvall Show'', and ''Lingo''. Early life William Ray Engvall Jr. was born in Galveston, Texas on July 27, 1957. His father, William Ray Engvall Sr., was a U.S. Navy doctor, who then went into private practice. Engvall spent most of his ...
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Comedy
Comedy is a genre of fiction that consists of discourses or works intended to be humorous or amusing by inducing laughter, especially in theatre, film, stand-up comedy, television, radio, books, or any other entertainment medium. The term originated in ancient Greece: in Athenian democracy, the public opinion of voters was influenced by political satire performed by comic poets in theaters. The theatrical genre of Greek comedy can be described as a dramatic performance pitting two groups, ages, genders, or societies against each other in an amusing '' agon'' or conflict. Northrop Frye depicted these two opposing sides as a "Society of Youth" and a "Society of the Old". A revised view characterizes the essential agon of comedy as a struggle between a relatively powerless youth and the societal conventions posing obstacles to his hopes. In this struggle, the youth then becomes constrained by his lack of social authority, and is left with little choice but to resort to ruses w ...
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Warner Bros
Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. (commonly known as Warner Bros. or abbreviated as WB) is an American film and entertainment studio headquartered at the Warner Bros. Studios complex in Burbank, California, and a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery. Founded in 1923 by four brothers, Harry, Albert, Sam, and Jack Warner, the company established itself as a leader in the American film industry before diversifying into animation, television, and video games and is one of the "Big Five" major American film studios, as well as a member of the Motion Picture Association (MPA). The company is known for its film studio division the Warner Bros. Pictures Group, which includes Warner Bros. Pictures, New Line Cinema, the Warner Animation Group, Castle Rock Entertainment, and DC Studios. Among its other assets, stands the television production company Warner Bros. Television Studios. Bugs Bunny, a cartoon character created by Tex Avery, Ben Hardaway, Chuck Jones, Bob Givens and ...
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Dorkfish
''Dorkfish'' is a 1998 comedy album by comedian Bill Engvall. It was released in 1998 via Warner Bros. Records. The album includes a novelty Christmas song titled "Here's Your Sign Christmas," which charted at #39 on Hot Country Songs Hot Country Songs is a chart published weekly by ''Billboard'' magazine in the United States. This 50-position chart lists the most popular country music songs, calculated weekly by collecting airplay data from Nielsen BDS along with digital sal ... in 1998 and #46 in 1999. "I'm a Cowboy," another musical track, peaked at #60 on the same chart. Track listing #"Factory Outlet Malls" (1:38) #"Flying" (3:35) #"Smokers" (1:57) #"Weather and News" (4:14) #"Bungee Jumping and Parachuting" (5:12) #"My Daughter's Growing Up" (2:32) #"T-Ball and Indian Guides" (8:03) #"Minivan" (1:43) #"Discovery Channel" (3:28) #"Dorkfish" (2:00) #"Whale Watching" (2:06) #"Broke Food" (2:56) #"More Here's Your Sign" (3:15) #"Bronco Busting" (4:49) #"Deer Hunting" (4:34) ...
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Now That's Awesome
''Now That's Awesome'' is a 2000 comedy album by comedian Bill Engvall. It was his only release for BNA Records. The album includes the musical tracks "Now That's Awesome" and "Shoulda Shut Up", with guest vocals from T. Graham Brown, Neal McCoy and Tracy Byrd on the former, and Julie Reeves on the latter. These cuts respectively reached 59 and 71 on the Hot Country Songs charts, although Reeves did not receive chart credit for her song. Engvall said that he chose to sign to BNA Records due to managerial changes at Warner Bros. He thought that it was "the best comedic album" that he had done. Track listing All content written by Bill Engvall; "Now That's Awesome" and "Shoulda Shut Up" co-written by Porter Howell. #"Introduction" #"The 90's" #"Bar Scene in California" #"Now That's Awesome" #"The Dog Had to Be Trained" #"Pound Puppies" #"Smoker Aquarium" #"Pads" #"When Did Shrapnel Become a Fashion Accessory?" #"Too Much Information (Cause I'm the Dad)" #"White Trash Road Race" ...
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1999 Christmas Albums
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Christmas Albums By American Artists
Christmas is an annual festival commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, observed primarily on December 25 as a religious and cultural celebration among billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it is preceded by the season of Advent or the Nativity Fast and initiates the season of Christmastide, which historically in the West lasts twelve days and culminates on Twelfth Night. Christmas Day is a public holiday in many countries, is celebrated religiously by a majority of Christians, as well as culturally by many non-Christians, and forms an integral part of the holiday season organized around it. The traditional Christmas narrative recounted in the New Testament, known as the Nativity of Jesus, says that Jesus was born in Bethlehem, in accordance with messianic prophecies. When Joseph and Mary arrived in the city, the inn had no room and so they were offered a stable where the Christ Child was soon born, with angels proclaiming ...
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Bill Engvall Albums
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Warner Records Albums
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